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| Joey: So, ah, how you doin'? |
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Joey: Is that the fire alarm?
Chandler: Yeah....oh that's not warm yet, we still have
time
Joey: Cool |
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Joey: Monica, relax...go get a beer
Monica: I don't want a beer!
Chandler: Who said it was for you? |
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Joey: If I ever run into that guy again, you know what
I'm going to do?
Chandler: Bend over? |
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| Joey: Wow, look at that. The car is on fire yet somehow
its expensive paint job is protected by the miracle wax |
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Joey: The tough thing is she really wants to have sex
with me
Chandler: Crazy bitch |
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Monica: Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the
alter?
Joey: Da, where have you been? |
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Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I had seen this thing on the Discovery channel.
Ross: Wait a minute...I saw that, on the discovery channel...yeah
about jelly fish and how if you...ewwwwww....you peed on
yourself?! |
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Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leafblower picked
up. |
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Joey: Men are here. We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back. |
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Chandler: I thought, you know what I don't have.
Monica: A mirrow? |
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Monica: There's nothing to tell...it's just some guy
I work with.
Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy, there has
to be something wrong with him
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hair piece?
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? Just because I don't want
her to go through what I went through with Carl. |
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Monica: Last night we were messing around and he stops
to write a poem.
Joey: Get out, I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me. |
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Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about
anything but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure, well you know earlier she was talking
about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it
in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something. |
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Ross: And umm...then I kissed her.
Joey: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool |
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Ross: Why isn't that laser beem cutting through the
paint?
Chandler: It's the miricle wax!
Joey: It certainly is a miricle. |
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Monica: Cache? Jonty?
Joey: Chandler gave me would of the day toilet paper. |
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Joey: Was that the oven timer?
Chandler: That's right my friends...it's time for...
Both Joey and Chandler together: Baywatch! |
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Joey: Hey, what are we going to do for dinner?
Chandler: Well, we could stay in and cook for ourselves.
Chandler and Joey: (Laughing) |
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Phoebe: It's so pretty, this must of cost him a fortune.
Rachel: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on Ross, don't you remember back in college
when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously
expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck!
Rachel: No, no, no the love part...oh my God
Chandler: Oh no no no no no!
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head, that will
turn back time.
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