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Monica: Oh my gosh, Rachel hunny, are you ok? Where's
Palo?
Rachel: Rome...jerk missed his flight.
Phoebe: And then your face exploded?
Rachel: No. Ok, I was at the airport getting into a cab
when this woman....this blonde planet with a pocket book
starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab
first and then the next thing I know she just starts....starts
pulling me out by my hair. So I started to blow on my attack
whistle thingie and then three more cabs show up and I'm
going to get in a cab and she tackles me. And I hit my head
on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. Ah...everybody
having fun at the party? |
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| Rachel: I think that bitch cracked my tooth |
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Monica: How desperate am I?
Rachel: Ah, good thing Chandler is not here....he always
wins at this game. |
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Rachel: Did you just say hi jew?
Monica: That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz |
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Rachel: Can we please have lunch the next time I'm in
the city.
Monica: Oh, that'd be great.
Rachel: Oh, ok bye.
Monica: Bye...ten bucks says I never see that woman again
in my life. |
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| Rachel: Pokanose....it's like poke...a....nose. |
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Ross: Monica's right, we're talking about getting married
here, she just can't rush into this.
Rachel: Oh, what do you know, you married a lesbian. |
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Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about
anything but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure, well you know earlier she was talking
about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it
in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something. |
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| Rachel: Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing. |
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| Rachel: You're right, I mean you're right, it wasn't
just the weables but the weables' play palace and the weables'
cruise ship...oh which has this little life boat for the
weables' to wabble in. |
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Rachel: Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
Chandler: What? What?!
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Chandler: Alright, alright. |
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Phoebe: It's so pretty, this must of cost him a fortune.
Rachel: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on Ross, don't you remember back in college
when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously
expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck!
Rachel: No, no, no the love part...oh my God
Chandler: Oh no no no no no!
Joey: That's good, just keep rubbing your head, that will
turn back time.
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Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No, but don't worry, I'm sure they're still there |
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