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Monica: I was in too much pain.
Joey: And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I had seen this thing on the Discovery channel.
Ross: Wait a minute...I saw that, on the discovery channel...yeah about jelly fish
and how if you...ewwwwww....you peed on yourself?! |
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Ross: So does it do anything...you know...special?
Chandler: Why yes Ross, preshing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the
magical land of narnia. |
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Ross: Take all the second downs you need.
Monica: I heard that!
Ross: Well I said it loud. |
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Ross: Monica, you are so lucky. He's like the most popular guy in
school!
Monica: I know! |
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Carol: I know you will, the right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross: It's easy for you to say, you've found one already. |
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Ross: Monica is right, we are talking about marriage here. We can't
just rush into this
Rachel: Oh what do you know? You married a lesbian. |
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Ross: And then umm, and then I kissed her.
Joey: Tongue?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Cool. |
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Ross: Why isn't that laser beem cutting through the paint?
Chandler: It's the miricle wax!
Joey: It certainly is a miricle. |
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Rachel: Ross...Ross...please listen to me. You are so much better for
me that Palo ever was. I mean you care about me, you love me, you make me
laugh.
Ross: If I make you laugh, here's an idea. Why don't you invite
Palo over for a little romp in the sack and I'll stand in the corner and
tell knock-knock jokes.
Rachel: Ross, what you and I have is special. All Palo and I ever had
was...
Ross: Animal Sex?!
Rachel: No.
Ross: So what are you saying, that there's nothing between
us animal at all? Not even like a little animal?
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Chandler: You and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date
Ross: Nuh uh
Chandler: Yeah huh. |
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