The One that Happens when you and your friends are too much "Friends Freaks"

[Chossy]

Alright, last year, me and my friends decided to form the "Friends Club". Every day we'd get together and play "Friends"! We even had a cafe to go to.Basically, what we'd do everyday is get into our characters and do stuff. The surprising thing is that we actually had plots and ongoing stuff. I wrote down exactly what we did that day in an episode guide. And everyday was one episode. Sometimes if we did a lot it was two.
We ended up with 2 seasons.
It's called "Friends TEENS". Now, this has barely anything to do with the series that was on television. In here Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey all hung out at Central Perk in their final years of High School. Also, my friend Lauren, who played Phoebe, had a lot a lot of other friends who were girls so we had to find roles for them too, so we added Janice, Ursula, and a new character 'Nikki'.
Anyway, I looked back on these and thought that I might want to make a script for them. So i did. Here is Episode One of
Friends TEENS












Episode One













“The One where it All Began”







[Phoebe, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are sitting at Central Perk. Phoebe is trying to play guitar but can’t]

Phoebe: Oh no…

Rachel: Come on! Why don’t you see a doctor about that?

Phoebe: Hey! Do you have ANY idea what they’ll do to you in there?

Chandler: You’re right Pheebs. How DARE they try and help you?

Phoebe: Listen, I chose to play guitar. And it’s normal for a guitar player to get injured playing it.

Joey: Pheebs… can’t you just put down the guitar? It’s blocking my view of that girl! Hey! How you- [looks around], yeah, I'll just go over there....

Rachel: Please Phoebe, I can’t stand watching you like this. I mean, what were you trying to do?

Phoebe: Well, I was trying out my new song, “Avalanche Earthquake”, and I got to the part where it destroys the village, you know, and I think I pulled my arm too hard. But that’s ok. You know what, I’m just going to ask Ms. Scrap for some herbs, I’m sure she’ll get me right back on my feet.

Chandler: You know what, while your at it, try getting the Scrap lady to stop world hunger and to clean the oceans!

[Phoebe leaves]

[New scene, Janice and Ursula are in an apartment complex]

Ursula: How’s this one?

Janice: Oh…my-

Ursula: Let’s move on then…

Janice: I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, but could you imagine the horror if we brought a GUY there?!

Ursula: I know, but you just can’t refuse every apartment house! It’s REALLY annoying!

Janice: Calm down Urse! I’m sure we’ll find something…somewhere.

[Janice and Ursula get out into the street]

Ursula: Uh-oh. It’s my sister…

Janice: Phoebe?

Ursula: Yeah, let’s hope she doesn’t notice us.

Phoebe: Ursula?

Ursula: Yes?

Phoebe: Oh. Hi. How’s the house searching going?

Ursula: It’s going…[Janice and Ursula leave]

[Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe are there]

Chandler: I cannot believe this.

Monica: Well I’m sorry! I didn't force him to go!

Rachel: Now, I’m sorry, but I don’t really remember, Ross is your older brother, right?

Monica: Yeah.

Joey: I can’t believe Ross has to be in China. I mean, what’s wrong with him? China like, …sucks.

Chandler: Yeah well, New York isn’t much of a blowhard.

Monica: But that’s not important. What IS important is…THIS! [Monica takes out a twinkie]

Rachel: Yeah, that’ll make all the pain of loosing your brother for a few months easier.

Phoebe: Eh. Ross isn’t that important anyway.

Joey: How could you say that? Ross is like…the Mustache Master!

Phoebe: You know what? My arm is broken and Ross is in China.

Chandler: Thank you for the summary. This whole thing was starting to not make sense.

Phoebe: I’m going to write a song about it.

My! Arm! Is!

Broken…

Ross’s! Fate! Is!

Chosen!!!

[The street, Rachel and Joey are walking together]

Joey: So, where’re we off too?

Rachel: Well, seeing how it’s the weekend and like, there isn’t any school. There’s a party tomorrow.

Joey: A party! I love parties! Who’s hostin'?

Rachel: Well, Leslie Butcher is.

Joey: Ooh…I better not go then.

Rachel: Joey!!!

[Ursula and Janice walk by]

Janice: Joey! Hahahahahhaha! Hi!

Joey (under his breath): Run Rachel, it’s too late for me, run!

Rachel: (sighs) Too late.

Janice: Oh! And Rachel! So, what a pleasant surprise, seeing each other outside of school!

Ursula: Alright, we done now? We have to find our apartment before Horny Paul gets back.

Rachel: Horny Paul? Paul Witz?

Janice: That’s the one.

Rachel: I dated that guy…

Ursula: How about this place Jan? Let’s see if there’s any open.

Janice: Hey! Why don’t you guys come look with us?!

Joey: Oh! Dang! We’ve got a…thing, we gotta go to. You see, uh, yeah! So we’ll see you two later!

Ursula: Huh?

Rachel: No! I can’t think of anything we’re doing…sure! We’ll look around with you!

[Monica’s room. Monica and Phoebe are hanging out/]

Phoebe: Wow, and you have four walls in your room. Fantastic.

Monica: Alright! Phoebe, I have some great news for you!

Phoebe: Oooh! The Beatles got back together?!

Monica: …no…my dad has a friend who is a doctor and he’s coming over right now to see you.

Phoebe: No! No Monica! I took my herbs! I am feeling GREAT! Look, watch me move it! …oh…oh! Oh! Ow! Oww! Ok! Fine! I’ll get a stupid cast.

Monica: There you go! You know we’re only looking out for you Pheebs. And you know what? As a reward we can go raid a-

Phobe: I'm good!

[A park outside, Phoebe in a cast, Monica, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, Janice, and Ursula are there.]

Phoebe: Ok, so have you guys found the place yet?

Ursula: Yes! Yes we did!

Monica: Oh great, where is it?

Ursula: No wait…no. No we didn’t.

Janice: Actually, we’re really excited about the apartment right there!

Ursula: Yeah, but I saw a snake so…

Janice: Urs, this is the 23rd apartment. We will kill the snakes [Phoebe gasps] and live there. Why don’t you all come and check?

Chandler: Ah, that’s ok. But I got this big huge homework assignment in…in…Biology.

Janice: There is no big assignment in Biology. You must have made a mistake. So let’s go!

[Janice and Ursula’s apartment, all are inside.]

Rachel: Oh my God… this place is beautiful.

Joey: I’m thinking of stealing my parents money and gettin’ homeless just to buy this place I tell ya!

Ursula: Yeah well, it sure is homey.

Monica: WOW! Look at the size of this refrigerator!

Janice: Oh can you believe it?

Phoebe: Yeah well, how are you going to afford this?

Ursula: Well, Janice is going to pay for now since her parents gave her the money. But sooner or later I’m going to get a job so…

Janice: That’s the hope.

I know it's a bit short for a full episode, but I didn't want to make it longer and then boring.
The funny thing about Ross was, there were 3 guys we asked to play him: Bryce (Who came back for a later roll), my friend Chris, and my other friend Rusty. Anyway, none of them really liked the role of "Ross" so I was stuck with it. I had to play Ross AND Chandler!
Oh, And I have to give credits to my friends:
Phoebe: Lauren
Joey: Cody
Chandler: Dan
Rachel: Ashley
Ursula: Gurleen
Janice: Stormy
Monica: Christina

Oh, and please review! I really want to know which parts you liked and didn't like and what I should or should not do for the other 43

[regan21286]

lol, interesting

[randr]

yeah that is an awesome idea and it was goo, you should continue lol

[AllYouNeedIsF.R.I.E.N.D.S.]

"Chandler: You know what, while your at it, try getting the Scrap lady to stop world hunger and to clean the oceans!"
lmao. that was real good. totally chandler.

u shud continue.

[chandler_b]

yer i agree with that quote. it is pretty cool and an awesome i dea to bad none of my driends are real fanitics.

[Doe]

No offense, but you're kinda wacky for doing this in real life. I mean if someone payed ya, all right, but I doubt anyone did. Other than that, it's weird. I prefer the original friends :/

[Chickie&DuckieGURL]

That's very interesting. Great idea on the Friends Club.. sounds fun. :) Keep up the great work.

[chanchan-man]

LOL. interesting. :) i wish my friends were huge friends fans too.

[friendsfan003]

LOL. interesting. :) i wish my friends were huge friends fans too.


So do I. Most of my friends didn't even start watching untill I introuduced them to it.

[manonita2000]

ummm...like good work..i liked the story and also i give you credit for all that typing!

[rossandrachfan]

aww yh i wsh my friends were fanatics as well sounds so cool and love the story idea and the frends club heehee i wanna join ;):P but yeah plz write another one up :D

[could friends BEEE any better]

that is so cool. I wish i had something like that to do. did you guys plan what you were going to say or did you just talk?

[central_perky12]

Great script! So, you guys actually do these things? Don't people think you're a little crazy? 'Cause one day me and my friends (Helen, Lisa and Jack) were re-doing a scene where Monica and Rachel (I was Rachel!) console Chandler about Janice and my aunt and uncle thought we were crazy!

[Chossy]

Wow- such an old thread. Cool stuff.
Anyway, we were...pretty weird back then-
We pretty much sat around and Lauren, the least 'imaginative' of us- would have seen an episode the night before, and began trying to steer us in the direction of a fanfiction of that episode, so a few of them are like that.
We're a bunch of actor/actress people, so we love doing improv and stuff, so everything, unless we end it on a cliffhanger, is imporvising, but still doing everything like how a friends character would do.

I should probably start this up again, I forgot how much fun I had writing these scripts!
Here's an episode guide for the 2 seasons we did:
SEASON1
~101: The One where it All began
~102: The one with the Drunks Pt. 1
~103: The One with the Drunks Pt. 2
~104: The One with Phoebe's new Friend
~105: The One where Ross Comes home
~106: The One where Joey can't keep a secret
~107: The one where Phoebe leaves
~108: The One with Janice's new Job
~109: The One with the Date
~110: The One with the Engagement
~111: The One with Ross' Unacceptance
~112: The One with the Best Man
~113: The One where Chandler goes on Vacation
~114: The One with Rachel's Birthday
~115: The One with Phoebe's new name (Bananahammok...)
~116: The One at Ross' first date (Carol!)
~117: The One where they all hate Carol
~118: The One with Rachel's cousin
~119: The One with the Spoiled Date
~120: The One where Joey acts
~121: The One where Janice visits
~122: The One with Rachel's Dance
~123: The One with Chandler's Half Birthday
~124: The One with all the Confessions

SEASON2
~201: The One where they go the Caribbean (Based on the hit movie...)
~202: The One with Jack
~203: The One where Ross is a traitor
~204: The One with Joey's Birthday
~205: The One with the Bullies of Central Perk (Ross reclaims his dignity)
~206: The One with all the Cell Phones
~207: The One where they're all Sad
~208: The One where they're all Singing
~209: The One where Phoebe finally chooses (2 Fiances...)
~210: The One where Ross goes to Manhattan (Moving in with Carol)
~211: The One with the Big Fight
~212: The One with Rachel's New (Pt. 1) Job
~213: The One with Rachel's New (Pt. 2) Car
~214: The One where Chandler asks Janice
~215: The One with Phoebe (And Ursula's) Birthday
~216: The One where Janice calls Chandler
~217: The One with Monica's Vacation
~218: The One with the Question and the Game
~219: The One with Chandler's Love Triangle
~220: The One with the Pre-College Class
~221: The One where Jill Visits
~222: The One where Monica comes home
~223: The One where Chandler goes to College (Monica confesses)
~224: The One with the Proposal (Ends with Ross and Carol...)

That was a lot of work lol. I know the titles aren't very unique and many names are used more than once (Chandler and Rachel and Ross), but that's how it was. A few times I incorperated some real stuff into the episodes, like 223, Christina had a crush on me in real life, and 106, Cody couldn't hold a secret in.

Yes- we were crazy. We were crazy in every way possible. And yes, people did point. And they did stare. But we kept on acting!

[central_perky12]

Yah, wish me and my friends could do that, but my aunt and uncle got their kids watching us too, so we had to call it night. We never got to the part where we added our little twist, Phoebe (Helen) coming in and wanting to play smellycat and Chandler (Jack) thumping his head against the table and me (RACHEL!) and Lisa (Monica) nodding 'no'.

[Chossy]

Episode 2
“The One with all the Drunks”


[Rachel’s Room: Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting on the bed]

Phoebe: Oh no…
Monica: How could this happen?
Rachel: Hey, I said I was sorry- what more do you want?
Monica: For…for you to …
Phoebe: Take us to your party!
Rachel: What? No way! It’s Leslie’s party, it’s Leslie who decides who goes or not!
Monica: Yeah but…oh man…I heard they got real good food at the party…
Phoebe: Rachel, I know and you know and even Monica knows that we’re not the coolest kids on the bock. But let us PROVE to you how … hip we can be!

Rachel: Alright alright listen, I’ll talk to Leslie tomorrow. Ok? OK?

Phoebe & Monica (giddy): Ok!!!

[The gang is at Central Perk]

Joey: Hey guess what party we’re goin’ to tonight!

Chandler: Ooh! We gonna go to my Grandma’s house and play Scrabble? All we need are laxatives for Granny and chips for us and we’ll have a great time!!

Rachel (completely ignoring Chandler): Joey shush!

Phoebe: What? What Rachel? Chandler isn’t good enough? Is that it? Huh?

Rachel: No…well, not really…

Chandler: I know I’m not good enough for whatever it is…but could you humor me a sec and fill me in?

Phoebe: Oh no, we couldn’t do that.

Monica: Chandler…we’re not trying to be mean but…well…

Joey: You’ve just got that…

Chandler: Amazing hair?

Rachel: Well no…and kind of…

Chandler sadly: It’s the hair isn’t it?

Phoebe: Oh I can’t stand this anymore! We’re all invited to a party and you’re not!!!

Chandler: Yeah so what else is new?

[Ursula and Janice are walking down downtown]

Ursula: You know what would be kind of an easy way to make money?

Janice: If you start that telemarketing thing I swear I might just…I might just…

Ursula: Strip dancing!

Janice:…interesting…tell me more…

Ursula: Ok…I know you’re still a virgin and wouldn’t understand it. But-

Janice: I am NOT a virgin! Who do you think I am? An All American Girl Doll?

Ursula: …no, but that comment just proved my statement.

Janice: Listen, never mind, get on with it.

Ursula: Yeah. Strip dancing. You get the guys and you look sexy at the same time. And you get paid a LOT.

Janice: I like the sound of that!

Ursula: Ok good because we have our first gig tonight at Butcher’s party.

[China…afro Ross enters hotel room]

Ross: Oh my…finally I’m here! <Retard Dancing> Now, with the best minds from all over the world, and the top technology, I can FINALLY have a life!
Roommate1: Dude, Psych-out! Guys, we like, got a new roommate!

Roommate2: Ooh…he from America??? Ehhhh…

Ross: Oh hi! I’m Ross Geller from Long Island, New York. <Talks slowly so they understand> I’m…very…excited…to be…with you.

Roommate1: Jeez, if he’s the smartest guy from New York they all must be very incompetent, just like how Senior Ju said!

[Central Perk: Joey and Chandler are there]

Chandler: I can’t believe you guys don’t think I’m cool enough for Leslie’s party.

Joey: Oh come on. We’re inviting Monica-you’re not that dorky.

Chandler: Yeah well… I wish Ross was here. At least when he was I was just “that funny guy.”. Being in his shoes is a harder task said than done.

Joey: Riight…so was I supposed to understand that deep and meaningful quote?

Chandler: Forget it.

Joey: You know what? I’ll see what I can do. I’ll talk to Leslie ok?

Chandler: Thank you! Thank you, and this time I will NOT ruin another one of your parties.

Joey: Whoa, I just remembered what you did last time. You should not have brought that up.

Chandler: You’re the best Joe! The very very best!

Joey: Aww, man. You rock too! I’ll see what I can do!

[Leslie’s House - the Party. Everyone is there]

Chandler: Wow, it’s so much more…bright than last one.
(Joey gives Chandler the death eyes)

Phoebe: Oh my gosh! Look at all the colors! I love the 80’s! It’s such a shame that it’s not gonna last. I get the feeling that around 1995 all this flashy stuff is going to be totally out.

Monica: Phoebe! Shush! We’re at the cool kids’ party! We gotta try and fit in! We must-
(Monica freezes)
Phoebe: Oh no…twinkies. Your worst enemy…

[Same place, same time. In Leslie’s bathroom. Ursula and Janice are there]

Janice gasping: What if they don’t like us? What if…what if I get an orgasm and totally freak out?

Ursula: Come on, calm down. We’re just gonna have some fun. If you’re tight like that you’ll never be able to loosen up and get your groove on.

Janice: You’re right, you’re right. All I need is a beer or two and I’ll be fine. Eh, eh eh…

Ursula: Keep it up and I’ll be doing a solo.

[Back with the gang]

Rachel: Ok girls, girls? Phoebe, where is Monica?

Phoebe: Monica has been taken Rachel. I’m so sorry.

Rachel: Taken??? By what??

Phoebe: Her arch enemy.

Rachel: Nooooo. She is SO not doing that. If anyone sees that monster that lies within Mon I will never be invited back to a party EVER!
(Phoebe rolls her eyes and sighs)

Rachel: Yeah…ok. And Monica will be the laughingstock of High School. I care about her too.

Phoebe: Ooh! I got an idea! I got an idea!

Rachel: Yeah what?

Phoebe: Remember that one time we spent the night at your house and your dad left the key to the cellar on the table?

Rachel: You are a genius. Come on Pheebs, let’s go kill the monster and save the party girl!

[Ursula and Janice are just about ready to perform]

Ursula: Ok, we’re just about ready.

Janice wasted: Let’s get it STARTED!

[The Party Room darkens…and Janice and Ursula appear. Sexy music in background]

Janice: Hi!! I’d like to...thank my mom for always telling me to go for the GUSTO!

Ursula whispering: Janice, shut up! Don’t talk, just dance. Just like how I told you ok?

(The Girls do their dance. Ursula does it extremely perfect, keeping a steady, sexy beat. Janice…on the other hand…)

Janice: Anyone want somma dis?
(Janice begins undressing)

Crowd: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

Chandler: Hey…do we know these people?

Joey: Hey…HEY! That’s…Ursula! Hey Ursula! Hii!
(Ursula, in the moment, seductively waves back)

Chandler: Is that Janice? Oh my dear sweet mother of God's great uncle's cousin. I may sudeenly start puking.

Joey: Well don’t do that until you’ve had some of my beer! Here, hold it, I’m gonna say hi to Urs.

[Rachel and Monica and Phoebe are at back, Phoebe and Rachel almost force-feeding Monica with beer]

Phoebe: Don’t you think this might be enough?

Rachel: I don’t know, let’s check. Monica, how’re you feeling?

Monica: Ooh…I feel…I twinkie…I …

Rachel: More.

Monica: No! No! No mo’ fo’ Mo’! Hahaha. I HAVE ARRIVED!

Phoebe: Party Girl’s here!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

[central_perky12]

That's a very very good script. Poor Chandler though. And the strip dancing thing made me laugh out loud. Plus with Chandler all 'Oh my dear sweet mother of God's great uncle's cousin' thing. It was hilarious! Maybe I will try to transcribe me and my friends scene. Keep posting your scripts!

[Chossy]

Episode 3
“The One with All the Drunks Part 2”

[Scene begins where last one ended. Party Girl has been freed from Monica]

Phoebe: Party girl is here!

Monica: Beer…Rules!

[Janice has taken a most likely desperate guy into the closet, leaving Ursula on stage. The Crowd loves her]

Joey: I wish Phoebe was more like her sister.

Chandler: Joey, it’s PHOEBE. You sick-o.

Joey: They’re different though. In a weird way… I can’t describe it.

Chandler: They look exactly the same! Their only difference is that Ursula strips and Phoebe protests against it!

Joey: Yeah well…it wouldn’t hurt if I got a lap dance right?

Chandler: Sure, but if Phoebe’s face comes into your mind -and it WILL- and you start getting…feelings…and it ruins your friendship than fine! …sick-o.

[Ross’ China apartment]

Ross: Well why don’t we get to work guys? Or should I say…play? Ha ha ha!
Nobody responds

Roommate1: I don’t get it…I thought we’d be joined by someone like us. Not some East-Coast funnyman.

Roommate2: You’re right Al. This is the kind of guy you’d see listen to Weird Al.

Ross: Hey! I LIKE Weird Al!

Roommate2: I wouldn’t be surprised if he started singing rap with hair like that.

Ross: M. C. Hammer is COOL!

Al: Stupid American. Russia will always be far more superior to you AND your McDonalds.
Ross: Hey…no fair…

[Back at the party… Monica is freak dancing and everyone seems to be enjoying her]

Rachel: Aww, look how happy she is. Huh Phoebe? Phoebe?

Phoebe: Shut yer trap White Girl! I’m gonnna beat on your ass till you cry for daddy!

Rachel: The Beastess! Phoebe, I told you to stay AWAY from the Rum!

Phoebe: RUM! My mother of sweet saintly sorrow and sand. I swiftly swim in your sea of Song!

Rachel: Ok…you remember to write that down so when you get sober again you can make a song about it ok?

Phoebe: Saintly…sweet…get away from me, White Girl.

[Joey, getting some beer himself]

Joey: Hmm…hm hm hm….hmmmm

Chandler: You still humming the song she lapped ya with?

Joey: Mhmm

Chandler: Joe…how much beer have you had

Joey: Just spaghetti seven

Chandler: Ahh! Bad breath-bad bad! Joey, you swore to your mom that you would stay sober for a week

Joey: Well I come from a LAND down UNDAH…Ahoy Cap’n!…Crunch…

Rachel walks by

Rachel: Oh, Joey, Chandler. Finally some unwasted minds.

Chandler: You can count Joey out of that list…forever.

Rachel: What? Joey too?

Chandler: Yeah. First Janice then Monica now Joey.

Rachel: Plus Phoebe…

Chandler: Are we the only level headed people here??

Rachel: I’m afraid so…

Chandler: And I’m one of them? AWESOME!

Rachel: Oh shut up. Everyone here is wasted. We can NOT let anyone get hurt! And plus- if we save some people’s lives, I can be the most popular-
Chandler walks away

Rachel: Well fine then! When I’m head cheerleader and student president and volleyball captain you’ll be sorry!

[China…Ross’ apartment]

Al: Hey, Abdul. You remember the quantum minority of the Galaxy Seven Plux?

Ross: Oh yeah, it’s-

Al: Shut up, US boy.

Ross: Hey, you-

Al: Shut up…what do they call ‘em…yella bellies!

Ross: Hey! Not cool man!

[Back at the party…Janice emerges from closet with boy]

Janice: Hahahahhaahah…guess we’re not virgins no more kidd-o!

Kidd-o gasping for air: I…I wanna go home!!

Janice: Hahahaha…

Monica comes

Monica: GUESS WHAT?!

Janice: I’m a slut!

Monica: I’m fat!

Janice: I love you!

Monica: Get off o’ me! I’m taken! JOEY! Where are you!?

Janice: But I’m a whore!

Monica: Well, get away from me, WHORE else!!

Joey: Monica!! You’re not fat anymore!!

Monica: Awwww! I love you!

Joey: Well I love Ursula!

Janice: I LOVE CHANNY!

Monica: Awww…eww….<barfs>

Janice: Ouch…
Janice and Joey follow suit…

[Rachel at the concession stand…]

Rachel: Eww… just the smell of these people are killing me…I need coffee.

Stranger: Hi…hi Hi…hi how…hi … you … doing … me?

Rachel thinking: Do it with this guy, everyone will know…no cheer leading, volley balling, or student presiding…and become a slut…

Rachel: Here, sit down. I think you need some coffee.

Kid at kiddie pool: I’M GOIN’ DOWN!

Rachel: No!! Here, I’ll save you!
Rachel, trying to make a big scene, runs and grabs the guy…pushing him away from the small kiddie pool to the swimming pool… he falls in.

Rachel: No…no no no…
Every eye is on Rachel, either laughing or staring

Phoebe: Ha! Stupid kid! Stupid stupid kid! And the guy that fell in the water…poor guy.

Rachel: Hah…hey everyone! Listen, umm…now that I’ve got your attention. We’ll be having nap time in 5 minutes so find a nice place and get some rest…looks in the water…and please refrain from puking in the pool, thank you!

Chandler: Rachel! What are you doing?

Rachel: I just…made the biggest fool of myself.

Chandler: So does that mean your finally free on Friday?

Rachel: CHANDLER! No time for jokes, hurry and get that guy!

Chandler: Ok, but you owe me. And I was serious.
Chandler saves the guy, and Rachel gasps

Rachel: PUT HIM BACK IN THE WATER!!!

Chandler: What? What’s wrong?
Phoebe, Monica, and Joey come

Joey: Hah! Hah hah.

Phoebe: Damnit Rachel, you butterfingers.

Monica: He looks wet…

Wet guy: Dude, get your hands off me! What’s going on?

Rachel: I am … SO sorry Leslie…

Phoebe, Monica, & Chandler: Leslie?!

Joey: Lez man! What’s up?

Leslie: Get away from me! Who invited these morons and Joey?

Rachel: Well… um…

Joey: Not invited? Come on man, you gotta live in the FUTAH.

Phoebe: Leslie is a GUY? Wow, what a looser! Your parents must HATE you! Ha ha!

Leslie: Rachel…please tell me these people aren’t here because of you.

Rachel: I was going to tell you about Monica and Phoebe, honestly. And I thought Joey was invited so I just told him about the party!

Chandler: Hi…Joey invited me, but he’s to wasted to remember.

Joey: I love you man! But…I love Ursula more. I am so, so sorry…
falls asleep on Chandler

Monica: But I’m not Moniac! I’m Partay Girlie! I can rock your world! Please?

Leslie: No, all 5 of you! Get out of my house! Rachel, I don’t think you’ll be invited to the next party. Take your “friends” and get the hell out of here.
Janice runs into the pool

Janice: ONE LAST DAAAAANCE!

Chandler: Is…anyone gonna get her?

Rachel: Chandler, I’m sorry, but you’re gonna have to grab her.

Chandler: Wha-
Phoebe pushes him very roughly into the pool

Phoebe: Don’t worry, in five or six years they’ll be totally in love.

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Hilarious script!