The Lesser of Two Evils Game!

[LilHarmarmica]

Ok, this game is really easy: you have to pick what you would do between two choices, both of them awful. Then offer up your own situation for the next person to answer. I'll start:
Would you rather die by drowning or die by being lit on fire?

[JoeyTrib]

jump off a building

be killed by crocodile or wolf

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Ummm neither? lol! I guess wolf.....:P


Rather die of being stabbed or shot???

[JoeyTrib]

shot is quicker

same

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Yeah shot.... definetly faster and less painful, lol!:P



Would you rather meet the love of your life in middle school or collage??? (if you had the choice)

[JoeyTrib]

middle school.. quicker i think...

you are in a fight, do you run away or fight back with risk of dying

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

I don't know... am I trying to defend a friend or family member in this fight or just myself because if I was just defending myself I'de walk away... there's no reason to fight it off. But if I was defending someone I loved or cared about, and or defending my point of view on something than I would definetly stay and fight back no matter what the risk might be.



Same Question....

[how_you_doin]

you are in a fight, do you run away or fight back with risk of dying

Always fight. I've never ran away, never will.

Would you give up sex or food? :P

[cherry_me_fan]

give up sex! cant liove without food!
same!

[how_you_doin]

I can never choose :P

If you need cash urgently, will you steal from your dad or steal from your friend?

[LilHarmarmica]

I'd rather steal from my dad, he's stolen from me before, so what goes around comes around... it's a long story, so nevermind...

Anyways, would you rather be stranded in the desert or stranded in the arctic?

[kerfuffle]

stranded in the artic, theres genius wildlife in the arctic and you get to see the northern lights at night *sigh* theyre so amazing
plus i get heat rash and burn easily so the desert would be a no no

hmmmmmm (if you could experience both) giving birth, or getting kicked in the balls :P

[ScAmNeT]

getting kicked in the balls ( girl !)
not to have a brain or to rot of the interior?

[Fjallar]

hmm.. to rot of the interior

Kill your best friends or kill someone in your family?

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Oh that's mean, lol!:P Probably someone in my family because well.... maybe I don't like someone in my family or something.... I still don't think that's a very fair question, lol!:P


Same Question??

[Bamboozled]

Family
Would You Rather Get Locked Outside Your Home Or Get Locked Inside A Museum?

[Chandler]

Locked inside a museum, that might be fun.

Would you rather sacrifice yourself to a volcano or to a massive tiger?

[Regina Phalangie]

um... I guess a volcano... think I might suffer less.

save someone's life but dying in the prosess, live but watch the other person die when you know you could have saved them.

[Bamboozled]

Save SomeOne's Life But Die In The Process

Would You Rather Eat Your Own Poo Or Drink Your Own Puke?

[kerfuffle]

Save SomeOne's Life But Die In The Process

Would You Rather Eat Your Own Poo Or Drink Your Own Puke?

tough one, tough one, theyre both so tasty
i was thinking maybe puke because its food, just regurgitated and mashed up and disgusting looking.....but i hate the smell and taste when you throw up
so im going to go with poo
ive already almost ate poo before anyway :P

hmmmmmmm your house is on fire, your pets still inside, there is also an item of great sentiment to you left inside too (could be anything, photos that are really special to you, something that your grandparents gave to you before they died, soemthing you will always cherish) you can only save one, which do you save?

[Bamboozled]

Lol You Almost Ate Your Own Poo?
Pets
Would You Rather Be Too Wet Or Too Dry?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Too wet.

Would you rather drown or catch fire?

[Bamboozled]

Drown

Would You Rather Be Attacked By A Lion Or A Lepard?

[JennyAnn]

Leopard, I like to think they're nicer.


Would you rather be giving a rejection or be rejected? (as in like a date)

[Bamboozled]

Giving Rejection! Lol
Would You Rather Go Out With Somebody Obese Or Annorexic?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Ummm I guess obese because atleast they're not starving themselves.

Would you rather play basketball or football (American)?

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

I guess basketball..... I really don't want a bunch of big, huge, sweaty, guys running after me and throwing me down on the ground, lol!:P


Would you rather be a professional tennis or baseball player???

[Chandler]

Baseball

Would you rather run over a cat or a dog?

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Ummm I guess a cat... it would make less noise, lol!:P



Would you rather be in middle school or high school???

[madme]

middle it was fun

eating custard or rice pudding :msn019:

[kerfuffle]

ooooooooooh another toughy, i like rice pudding.....but only with lots and lots of jam, but i also like custard, but only if its cold.
im gonna go with cold custard, its niceyer than rice pudding
but then again rice pudding with lots and lots of jam is better than hot custard *shudders*
*ponders*
im gonna go with cold custard.....
i think

hmmmmm would you rather have your ass bitten by a manic silly rulebook (its painful, specially if you have a hot ass) or fall off a broomstick from a great height?

[madme]

asss bitten off by a manic silly rule book

in you fell of a horse would you prefer to land in a freezing cold river hitting siting nettles on the way or land in a cow pat

[kerfuffle]

cow pat, twould be warmer :P and you wouldnt catch a cold or get all itchy and red from the stingers

would you rather wear a captains hat or an admirals hat

[madme]

captins hat i wanna be called cappy :)

sit in the crows nest or on the sail

[kerfuffle]

wooooooooo good choice cappy
i have a hat for you, we'll just have to change the name
(i made it in history a few weeks ago, im not just sad and made it especially for whoever replyed to my thing :P )
tadaaaaaaaa

[kerfuffle]

oh yeah id prefer to sit in the crows nest, id feel more safer

if you had to give up one, what would it be....chocolate or ice cream

[Chandler]

chocolate, it's too hot down in Texas to survive without ice cream.

Would you rather be mistaken for someone of the opposite sex or someone 10 times your age?

[Mon Geller]

10 times my age. Heee, it'd be fun to be mistaken as a 160 year old grandmother. :D

Would you rather whore yourself out or die?

(WTF?)

[Chandler]

Whore myself out, hey, it wouldn't be any different from everyday. :icon_lol:

Would you rather visit an island of giants or one of super tiny thumb people? Like in Gullivan's Travels.

[Mon Geller]

Super tiny thumb people, of course! I can crush them. :D

Would you rather sell drugs or be a really poor homeless person?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Let's see. I'd steal the drugs my self and live homeless.

Would you rather eat Chandler or Spud?

[JoeyTrib]

Lol, spud might be smaller...

Kill or be killed

[Chandler]

Would you rather eat Chandler or Spud?Dirty thoughts, Emily.
Right choice, Tom, I'm 6'3"...lol.

Depends on who I'm killing.

Run over Jennifer Aniston or Courteney Cox with a monster truck? :04:

[JoeyTrib]

Aw, that's too hard. I would have to say Jen. I couldn't live without Courteney's beauty or dirty dreams about her..lol :P.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

[kerfuffle]

deaf, i would hate it if i couldnt see
and they have super duper hearing aids now
and also im half deaf anyway, hehehe i have to have the tv on loud :P

hmmmmmm no eyelashes or no eyebrows?
by the way, they have to be plucked form you first, hair by hair, mwahahahaha

[pheebster]

awww no um ok i guess get my eyelashes plucked of....ouch!

Would you rather sleep with your cousin or aunt/uncle :26: :o :msn019: :P

[LilHarmarmica]

I'd have to say my cousin, my uncles are all nasty! (Not saying my cousins are hot, it's just they're closer to my age.)

Would you rather be tied to a chair and have to watch re-runs of "Hee-Haw" or be dangled from a crane and dipped into a giant vat of wax, becoming the first ever human candle?

[kerfuffle]

well it would help if i knew what hee-haw was
but it would be cool to be the first ever human candle, well as long as i was a stripy candle YAY

ermmmmm would you like to have no thumbs or have no little toes

[Regina Phalangie]

no little toes coz thumbs are much more handy.

rather be blind or be deaf?

[foreverfriends]

I'd have to say deaf - although the thought of living without music almost kills me!!! But I couldn't face never seeing the world again :(

Rather eat maggots or slugs....

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Dirty thoughts, Emily.

Dirty thoughts? What you talkin' about Willis?

I guess slugs.

Would you rather fight someone or eat bugs?

[Chandler]

Fight someone.

Would you rather drink bug pulp or have a leech suck on your blood?

Willis? What?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Umm bug pulp. Eww.

Yes, Willis. That is what I've decided to call you.

Would you rather sing in front of 1,000,000 people or drink bug stuff?

[Chandler]

Sing in front of 1,000,000 people.

Would you rather show up at karaoke night with see through clothes or go to school with those clothes?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Karaoke night because people wouldn't know me.

Same.

[JoeyTrib]

Karaoke..i spose

Die or live with pins sticking in you?

[Shelbs]

hmm thats hard lol .. well if i could take pain killers id say live with pins in me haha .. if not i would rather die

would you rather be happy and poor or rich and unhappy?

[Mon Geller]

Rich and unhappy. I don't think I can be happy if I'm REALLY poor... I mean, I'd be hungry all the time and I'd probably die from lack of food. But if I'm just moderately poor, I'd pick that. :D

Would you rather spend your entire life dragging a 600-pound obese perverted old man or... die?

(WTF?)

[Friends_Freak_1907]

(Exactly what I was thinking...)

Ummm die.

Would you rather wax your legs or get shot?

[Mon Geller]

Wax my legs. That's not so bad.

Would you rather kill Courteney or be moderately poor?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Moderately poor. Ya kidding me? Then maybe I could stow away on a plane cause no one would notice me then I would sit outside of her house and beg.

Same for you.

[Mon Geller]

Kill Courteney. To hell with that bitch. Um, obviously not. Yeah, I'd rather be moderately poor. If I kill someone, especially Courteney, I'd probably become poor anyway.

Would you rather change your username to I Smell My Butt or I Touch Myself?

(Haha, this is giving me new ideas in the test forum...)

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Do not touch my name!! Unless it means to 'Moderator'. Then I'll just love you.

And no I would not.

Would you ever get an autograph from Jacko?

[Mon Geller]

This is the Lesser of Two Evils game. You have to pick a name. So which is it: I Smell My Butt or I Touch Myself?

Haha, I can do whatever I want with your name. I can change it to I Touch Jacko if I want.

And yeah I'd get an autograph from him and sell it on EBay. :D

Would you ever peek at Courteney showering?

(WTF?)

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Fine. I'll pick a combo. I Smell Myself.

OMG that's a job for you. Perv. Although someone would have to come with me.

Would you ever steal Coco?

[JoeyTrib]

No

Go to neverland ranch or gulf?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Ahh gulf.

Would you rather pee on your self or have a painful injury?

[madme]

i am going for peeing on myslef i mean you can shower a lot afterwards

drinking fat or drinking sea water

[JoeyTrib]

drinking sea water doesn't really sound as bad... i bet it is though

Being nude in public or putting out to your teacher?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Naked in public

In a burning fire, save your favorite object or a pet?

[JoeyTrib]

Pet

Putting out to a pedafile or kissing a 90 yr old

[Bing-a-ling]

the 2nd one




Be lost in a desert or stranded on a deserted island?

[JoeyTrib]

Be lost in a desert

Reality tv or kids tv

[Bing-a-ling]

reality TV



go to church on Sunday or sleep late?

[JoeyTrib]

sleep late

Dead or painfully alive?

[Bing-a-ling]

painfully alive



in a cage with a lion or with a bear?

[JoeyTrib]

Lion

Drown or burnt alive

[Bamboozled]

Drown

Too Wet Or Too Dry?

[JoeyTrib]

Too Wet

Your mother or your father?

[Bamboozled]

Mother
Movie Or Tv?

[madme]

tv

cd or tape

[Bamboozled]

CD
Fast Food Or Vegtables?

[ILuvMatthewPerry21]

Vegetables

Eat 10 nails or 3 cockroaches?

[JoeyTrib]

3 cockroaches... less life threatening

Would you rather eat Regan or Chandler?

[Mon Geller]

Chandler. He's weaker and would protest less when I'm killing him.

Would you rather marry the girl on my profile pic or risk marrying someone from the internet (who claims to be hot, but might not be)?

[JoeyTrib]

Oh god! The internet for sure!

Give up food or sex?

[Mon Geller]

Sex. I can live without that. I'm too young to start having sex anyway.

Would you rather have sex with the girl on my profile or Michael Jackson?

[JoeyTrib]

I suppose the girl...

Meet Michael Jackson or Gary Glitter?

[Friends_Freak_1907]

I guess Michael Jackson.

Pick your nose in public or fart in public?

[JoeyTrib]

Fart coz you can run before people noticed.

Molested by MJ or stabbed by someone?

[Chandler]

Stabbed by someone.

Would you rather rob a bank or a casino?

[JoeyTrib]

Casino

Kill an old man or puppy?

[qazwsx]

old man

let of a nuclear bomb in a city or become an evil dictator?

[Smellycat101]

That's hard. I think the dictator because then someone might kill me and prevent me from hurting anyone else.

Same.

[RebeccaNL]

I guess an evil dictator..
Would you rather kill Brad Pitt or David Arquette?

[Smellycat101]

David.

What would you rather eat a puppy or 25 maggots?

[RebeccaNL]

What are maggots?:confused:

[Smellycat101]

They're like worms

[RebeccaNL]

ooh yeah! Ehm than I would choose maggots, I could never eat a puppy!


Would you rather have a boyfriend/girlfriend that looks great but is a total jerk or have a boyfriend/girlfriend who's really sweet but VERY ugly?

[Bamboozled]

I know it sounds shallow but the jerk and looks great.
Would you rather be slim and ugly or fat and pretty?

[Smellycat101]

Fat and pretty because I could diet.

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator for 3 hours or stuck at the top of a ferris wheel for 3 hours?

[Emma_Gellar]

hmm...stuck at the top of a ferris wheel...in an elevator i would get clausterphobic (sp?)

Go into an underground cave, where you had to crawl through narrow tunnels or eat spiders?

[Smellycat101]

Cave.
What would you rather kiss, a snake or a slimey (sp?) toad?

[Bamboozled]

Toad might turn into a prince! :D Lol snakes creep me out
Annorexic Or Bulemic?

[Smellycat101]

Anoerexic. I hate throwing up.

Mondler or R&R?

[Jim-Rotates]

Hey! I never thought about changing my font, next post I will

R&R, Mondler are evil, hehe.

Ross and Emily or Rachel and Joshua?

[Bamboozled]

Joshua was weird and made rachel jump through hoops and acted like he was to good for her. So Ross and Emily.
Ross And Julie Or Rachel And Russ

[Smellycat101]

Ross and Julie. Russ creeped me out.

A smellycat or smelly roomate?

[qazwsx]

Smelly cat.

Drink a litre of coke or drink sewage?

[Smellycat101]

That's really easy. coke.

Drink sewage or toilet water?

[Regina Phalangie]

toilet water! sewage is so much more disgusting!!!

drink fat or drink oil?

[Bamboozled]

Drink Fat
Sing Or Dance?

[ILuvMatthewPerry21]

sing

be obese or anorexic?

[Rachel-Green-Geller]

Be fat

Have head lice or a tick?

[Bamboozled]

Lice
Spots Or Lice?

[Rachel-Green-Geller]

what is spots?

[Bamboozled]

Well In america I quess there called Zits

[Rachel-Green-Geller]

ZITS! ew ew ew...head lice...*shivers*

change a poopy diaper or clean up dog throw up?

[Bamboozled]

Clean up dog throw up!
Kiss A Rat Or A Cockroach?

[Smellycat101]

Rat. Some rats are cute.

Same.

[Friends_Freak_1907]

Cockroach I guess.

Kill an spider or a cockroach?

[Cazzy]

kill a spider

would you rather eat dog poop or eat part of a person??

[Crap Bag]

WOW that is a HORRIBLE game !!! :icon_lol:
Well... I'd eat the puppy... though I love dogs. But a real person, ewww !

Would you rather leave the love of your life or marry the worst guy/girl ever?

[Cazzy]

it wasnt puppy it was puppy poop

marry the worst guy cause then you could just divorse and go for the love of your life (and steal the worst guy evers money)

rather die by drowning or burn to death

[Crap Bag]

Oh God I did not see poop... I chose the person now !!! lol
I choose burned... Drowning is just one of my phobias...

Rather eat a spider or a beatle?

[Cazzy]

i think drowning and burning to death are the worst ways to die
eat a spider
rather drink blood or drink weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[JoeyTrib]

Drink pee. Apparently it's better for you and there's a chance it won't be so thick.

Kill a dog or a cat?

[Cazzy]

cat

watch a film that bored you sh**less or miss the best film ever made??

[chandler_b]

watch a film that bored me.

be hit by a car or a train.

[Cazzy]

ouch definatelly car lol a train would be just ouch

be stood on by an elephant or strangled by a anaconda??

[chandler_b]

be stood on by an elephant (nice and quick)

have a piano dropped on you or a oak desk!

[foreverfriends]

Piano - at least I would go out to music!!!

Drink a bucket of monkey pee or lion pee?

[Cazzy]

emmmmmmmmmmmmmm mokey pee

kiss a 98 year old of the opisite sex on the lips or kiss micheale jackson on the lips when he is looking like thishttp://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/mikejackson.jpg

[AllYouNeedIsF.R.I.E.N.D.S.]

i wud kill myself!!!

eat a spider or inhale a spider?

[RebeccaNL]

yuck haha ehm inhale a spider I guess


Would you rather drink someones blood or your own pee?:P

[XFlaminScorpioX]

Blood...I like blood...I didn't say that....

Would you rather kill a FRIENDS cast or the FRIENDS creator

[Cazzy]

i wud kill myself!!! ha ha that is a good way out but you have to pick taht is the point in the game

i would kill one of the cast cause they could make up an excuse that they had gone say to somewhere to do some kind of work and then cause the creater if they got killed couldnt make any more *wink*

would you rather choke on a fly (then it would get out)or have a spider get stuck up your nose

[AllYouNeedIsF.R.I.E.N.D.S.]

lol yeah i know i HAVE to choose but i just couldn't between those two.

choke on a fly.

kill a human by accident or kill an animal on purpose?

[Cazzy]

lol okay then taht is good

i would rather kill a person by accident :) or self defence lol
:o how could anyone pick the animal on e:o im in shock

pick your nose and eat it or eat graa that a big fat cat just peed on :P :04:

[friends4eva10]

pick your nose and eat it, at least its not cat pee

eat:
some old mans armpit hair or some old mans ear wax

[kerfuffle]

probably earwax....if dumbledore can handle the taste then so can i....plus i think id choke on armpit hair....is it possible to swallow hair??

hmmmm would you rather break your little finger or your little toe

[RebeccaNL]

finger..

Would you rather be hit my a man or kicked by a woman?:eek: :P

[Doe]

Hit by a man.. women can be freakishly strong :S

[AllYouNeedIsF.R.I.E.N.D.S.]

hey ur supposed to give another questions...
anyway...

i'll start over

fracture ur arm or ur leg?

[mrs.ross&mr.rachel]

arm

kill your baby or your mother?

[randr]

OMG neither, but if i have to choose I would say my mother

kill your Boyfriend or your best friend??