JOEY UP
05-28-2005, 01:48 PM
Here's the plot : ;)
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* TOW Ross can't find Rachel - 1/3 *
[Scene : Central Perk. Everybody's here. Monica & Chandler are saying goodbye.]
Monica : Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye to you guys.
Chandler : Yes. We'll call you very soon.
Rachel : Aw... You're gonna miss me so much.
Ross : Yeah, but it's for the best. You guys have now those twins so I think this is a good decision.
Chandler : Thanks, thanks for understanding.
Joey (huges Chandler) : Goodbye, have fun there. (Then, he goes to Monica and huges her too) Goodbye, thanks for the lasagnas.
Monica & Chandler (together) : Bye Gunther.
Gunther : Oh, you're leaving now ? Have fun there. Hope I can see you very soon.
Chandler : Sure.
* Monica and Chandler leave *
Joey: Aw… It's so hard to say goodbye to them now.
Phoebe : I know.
Joey : Hey you know what might help to forget this ? This channel is airing today the ''Days of our lives'' final episode. Do you want to see your brillant friend Joey Tribbiani on TV ? No, no… Do you want to see your brilliant friend Joey Tribbiani having sex with the producer ?
* Opening Credits *
[Scene : At Joey's house. Ross, Joey, Rachel & Phoebe are watching the final episode of DOOL. The chick and the duck are there two.]
Joey : Oh, look. That's my scene.
* Joey's kissing another woman in the scene *
Phoebe : Who is that ?
Joey : That's supposed to be my girlfriend in the series but it turns out in the real life she is too.
Rachel : You know what ? I've gotta leave. I've gotta lot of work. Thanks Joey !
Phoebe : Probably me too. I have to meet my stupid friend today. I hate her.
Ross : Well, I guess I'm gonna take off too.
Joey : Sure. No problem. *Looks around him * Were can I go now ?
[Scene : At Ross' appartement, the house is empty. He enters and check his messages on the answering machine. There's one.]
Answering machine : Rach, I found this huge hotel in Vegas. I can't wait to go there with you. I love you, Brian.
Ross : What ??
* Someone knocks the door. But Ross doesn't respond. The person knocks again.*
Ross : WAIT A MINUTE !!! I'm not a dinosaur!
* He goes to open the door *
Ross : Charlie ? What are ya doin' here ?
Charlie : I need to talk to you about somethin'.
Ross : Sure. It's not the perfect time but yeah, take a seat.
Charlie : I'm still in love with you.
*They don't talk for a couple of seconds. Charlie wants to kiss him but Ross takes his coat and leaves. *
Charlie : Wow! I'm so good…. *She leaves and scream ''Ross!''*
[Scene : Ross' appartement. It's empty, Ross enters.]
Ross : Where's my damn passport ? WHERE IS IT ????
Charlie (she's outside and speaks with a small voice) : I don't know.
Ross : Ya… here it is! * He leaves *
Charlie : Ross!
Ross : Yes ? Oh sorry. Goodbye. *He kisses here on the cheek*
[Scene : Ross is in his car. He screams to another guy who is in another car in front of him while he's waiting.]
Ross : Hey, move your ass… * He arrives at the customs *
Officer : Passeport please!
Ross : Sure. *He gives him his passeport and points his picture on it* Am I hot on this picture ?
Officer : Um.. Are you gay or somethin' ? Pass!
Ross : Thank you sweetie.
[Scene : Phoebe's place. She's with her friend, Nina.]
Nina : You've got an awesome place. Do you know that ?
Phoebe : Yeah, I know. What's yours like ?
Nina : Mine? It's a real pigsty.
Phoebe (to herself) : Oh, thank God! *Then, she looks at Nina and smiles to her*
[Scene : At the airport. Ross is talking to a woman.]
Woman : Ah, so… you like dinosaurs, right ?
Ross : Uh uh… Yeah.
Woman : By the way, what are you doin' here ?
Ross : Oh, nothing special. I need to take a plane but it's canceled.
Woman : Oh, same with me. Where are you goin' ?
Ross : Oh, I need to go to Vegas. My girlfriend left me to another guy and I'm going to speak with her.
[Scene : Phoebe's place. Always with Nina.]
Nina *reads a book* : Ah, ah, ah AH !!! (she laughs)
Phoebe : Oh, this book seems pretty funny.
Nina : At all !
Phoebe : Wow ! Do you want some drink or … a sleeping pill.
Nina : Coke, thanks Phoebeeeeeee….
Phoebe : Oh my.
* Mikes enters *
Mike : Hi, I suppose you're Nine… nina, ah ha.. Nina. Nice to meet you.
Nina : Thanks. Are you dieting ?
Mike : Um… no. Why ?
Nina : Nothing. *keeps reading at her book* Ah, ah, ah AH!!
Mike (to himself) : Is that book funny, or am I next to a giant gorilla ?
Nina *she's staring at Mike * : I love you !! *she kisses him*. The camera move back and we see Phoebe behind them ready to serve food.
[Scene : Ross is in the plane. He's still talking to the same woman who's going to Vegas too.]
[Scene : Rachel's in the airport. She looks at a picture of Ross she just had in her bag. She writes on the picture ''I love you Ross''.]
continuation in ''TOW Ross can't find Rachel - part 2/3'':03:
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* TOW Ross can't find Rachel - 1/3 *
[Scene : Central Perk. Everybody's here. Monica & Chandler are saying goodbye.]
Monica : Well, I guess it's time to say goodbye to you guys.
Chandler : Yes. We'll call you very soon.
Rachel : Aw... You're gonna miss me so much.
Ross : Yeah, but it's for the best. You guys have now those twins so I think this is a good decision.
Chandler : Thanks, thanks for understanding.
Joey (huges Chandler) : Goodbye, have fun there. (Then, he goes to Monica and huges her too) Goodbye, thanks for the lasagnas.
Monica & Chandler (together) : Bye Gunther.
Gunther : Oh, you're leaving now ? Have fun there. Hope I can see you very soon.
Chandler : Sure.
* Monica and Chandler leave *
Joey: Aw… It's so hard to say goodbye to them now.
Phoebe : I know.
Joey : Hey you know what might help to forget this ? This channel is airing today the ''Days of our lives'' final episode. Do you want to see your brillant friend Joey Tribbiani on TV ? No, no… Do you want to see your brilliant friend Joey Tribbiani having sex with the producer ?
* Opening Credits *
[Scene : At Joey's house. Ross, Joey, Rachel & Phoebe are watching the final episode of DOOL. The chick and the duck are there two.]
Joey : Oh, look. That's my scene.
* Joey's kissing another woman in the scene *
Phoebe : Who is that ?
Joey : That's supposed to be my girlfriend in the series but it turns out in the real life she is too.
Rachel : You know what ? I've gotta leave. I've gotta lot of work. Thanks Joey !
Phoebe : Probably me too. I have to meet my stupid friend today. I hate her.
Ross : Well, I guess I'm gonna take off too.
Joey : Sure. No problem. *Looks around him * Were can I go now ?
[Scene : At Ross' appartement, the house is empty. He enters and check his messages on the answering machine. There's one.]
Answering machine : Rach, I found this huge hotel in Vegas. I can't wait to go there with you. I love you, Brian.
Ross : What ??
* Someone knocks the door. But Ross doesn't respond. The person knocks again.*
Ross : WAIT A MINUTE !!! I'm not a dinosaur!
* He goes to open the door *
Ross : Charlie ? What are ya doin' here ?
Charlie : I need to talk to you about somethin'.
Ross : Sure. It's not the perfect time but yeah, take a seat.
Charlie : I'm still in love with you.
*They don't talk for a couple of seconds. Charlie wants to kiss him but Ross takes his coat and leaves. *
Charlie : Wow! I'm so good…. *She leaves and scream ''Ross!''*
[Scene : Ross' appartement. It's empty, Ross enters.]
Ross : Where's my damn passport ? WHERE IS IT ????
Charlie (she's outside and speaks with a small voice) : I don't know.
Ross : Ya… here it is! * He leaves *
Charlie : Ross!
Ross : Yes ? Oh sorry. Goodbye. *He kisses here on the cheek*
[Scene : Ross is in his car. He screams to another guy who is in another car in front of him while he's waiting.]
Ross : Hey, move your ass… * He arrives at the customs *
Officer : Passeport please!
Ross : Sure. *He gives him his passeport and points his picture on it* Am I hot on this picture ?
Officer : Um.. Are you gay or somethin' ? Pass!
Ross : Thank you sweetie.
[Scene : Phoebe's place. She's with her friend, Nina.]
Nina : You've got an awesome place. Do you know that ?
Phoebe : Yeah, I know. What's yours like ?
Nina : Mine? It's a real pigsty.
Phoebe (to herself) : Oh, thank God! *Then, she looks at Nina and smiles to her*
[Scene : At the airport. Ross is talking to a woman.]
Woman : Ah, so… you like dinosaurs, right ?
Ross : Uh uh… Yeah.
Woman : By the way, what are you doin' here ?
Ross : Oh, nothing special. I need to take a plane but it's canceled.
Woman : Oh, same with me. Where are you goin' ?
Ross : Oh, I need to go to Vegas. My girlfriend left me to another guy and I'm going to speak with her.
[Scene : Phoebe's place. Always with Nina.]
Nina *reads a book* : Ah, ah, ah AH !!! (she laughs)
Phoebe : Oh, this book seems pretty funny.
Nina : At all !
Phoebe : Wow ! Do you want some drink or … a sleeping pill.
Nina : Coke, thanks Phoebeeeeeee….
Phoebe : Oh my.
* Mikes enters *
Mike : Hi, I suppose you're Nine… nina, ah ha.. Nina. Nice to meet you.
Nina : Thanks. Are you dieting ?
Mike : Um… no. Why ?
Nina : Nothing. *keeps reading at her book* Ah, ah, ah AH!!
Mike (to himself) : Is that book funny, or am I next to a giant gorilla ?
Nina *she's staring at Mike * : I love you !! *she kisses him*. The camera move back and we see Phoebe behind them ready to serve food.
[Scene : Ross is in the plane. He's still talking to the same woman who's going to Vegas too.]
[Scene : Rachel's in the airport. She looks at a picture of Ross she just had in her bag. She writes on the picture ''I love you Ross''.]
continuation in ''TOW Ross can't find Rachel - part 2/3'':03: