Phoebe Song Game

[Smellycat101]

I know a bunch of lyrics to Phoebe's songs and I thought up this game. Here's how it goes: I'll start by posting the first line of a song and then the next person post the next line and so on unitl the song is sung. The person who posts the last line posts a new song title and what episode(s) it was featured in.
"Babies" TOW The Birth
Babies are chubby and so sweet to touch,

[preci0us_dreams]

and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.

[JoeyTrib]

Now, they're yelling at you and you don't know why,

[Rachel-Green-Geller]

So you cry and you cry and you cryyyyy

[JoeyTrib]

Sometimes men love women,

[Bamboozled]

Sometimes men love men, (Darn I wanna sing the next line lol!)

[Monica E Geller]

But then there are bisexuals (idk if the rest is the same line)

[Bamboozled]

Though some just say they're kidding themselves (Wheee Yay!:D)

[Smellycat101]

la,la,la,la,la,la,la.....
Balckout TOW The Blackout
New York City has no power,

[JoeyTrib]

And the milk is getting sour,

[Jim-Rotates]

But to me that is not scary,

[JoeyTrib]

'Cause I stay away from dairy.

[Jim-Rotates]

There was a girl, we'll call her Betty,

[JoeyTrib]

And a guy, let's call him Neil,

[Bamboozled]

Now I can't stress this point too strongly this story isn't real

[Jim-Rotates]

Now I can't stress this point too strongly,

[JoeyTrib]

Now our Neil must decide,

[Jim-Rotates]

Who will be the girl that he casts aside,

[Bamboozled]

Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

[Jim-Rotates]

Or will it be the one who we'll call--Loolie?

[Bamboozled]

He must decide, he must decide

[Jim-Rotates]

Even though I made him up, he must decide!

[Bamboozled]

I found you in my bed how'd you wind up there?

[Smellycat101]

you are a mystery,

[JoeyTrib]

Little black curly hair, little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair.

[ILuvMatthewPerry21]

Sometimes men love women...

[cybercol]

sometimes men love men (i thought we had this song already??:D)

[Bamboozled]

Then there are bisexuals

[Emma_Gellar]

But some just say they're kidding themselves

[Bamboozled]

Lalalalalala

[Regina Phalangie]

The cow in the meadow goes moo!

[Bamboozled]

the cow in the meadow goes "moo" Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up

[preci0us_dreams]

And that's how we get hamburgers.

[Emma_Gellar]

Love is sweet as summer showers

[Smellycat101]

Love is a wonderous work of art,

[Crap Bag]

sorry to interrupt but in the previous song you guys forgot "nooooooow..... chicken !!" lol
This game is fun btw !!
Sorry for that... keep playing...

[Emma_Gellar]

lol oops about the chicken thing...

and your love, your loooooooveeee

[birthday_muffins]

is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart. (lol!!)

TOW Chris Isaak (I'm not sure of the actual name of the episode, sorry)

"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes, "

[Shelbs]

she brought you a train and a bright shiny bike

[JoeyTrib]

But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,

[Emma_Gellar]

and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner

[friends101]

Now your mom and your dad say she moved to Peru,
But the truth is, she died, and someday you will, too!
La-la-la-la-la...

Next song:
There'll be times when you get older and you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but DONT!
--continue...--


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[Princess_Consuela]

Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody! That's another thing that you don't wanna do!

--

Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men...

[Emma_Gellar]

Next Song: Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap...

[birthday_muffins]

Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody! That's another thing that you don't wanna do!

--

Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men...

Okay there's two songs going at the same time, I'll continue with the first one

And then there are bisexuals

[Regina Phalangie]

but some just say they're kidding themselves!

[Emma_Gellar]

And now I'll continue with the second one :P

Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap

[Princess_Consuela]

He said all you need is to write them a song

[Emma_Gellar]

They haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along---no don't sing along....

[Princess_Consuela]

Monica, Monica, have a happy Hannukah

(I apologize for not knowing how to spell the last word)

[Emma_Gellar]

^i think you spelled it right :)

Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross

[Bamboozled]

And please tell joey that christmas will be snowyyyyy

[Princess_Consuela]

And please tell Joey, that Christmas will be Snowy!

[Bamboozled]

And rachel and chandler have a [Mumbling]Gla!

[Emma_Gellar]

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song

[Princess_Consuela]

stop me if you've heard it

[Emma_Gellar]

my skin is soapy and my hair is wet

[Princess_Consuela]

And tegrin spelled backward is nirget

[Emma_Gellar]

Are you in there little fetus?

[Princess_Consuela]

In 9 months will you come greet us?

[birthday_muffins]

And I'll buy you some Adidas!

[Rachel-Green-Geller]

Jingle Bitch screwed me over!

[Bamboozled]

Go To Hell Jingle whore

[JoeyTrib]

Go to hell, hell, hell, go to hell.

[matthew_lover]

next song:

Little Tony Tarzan

[friends-lover]

that´s not a song

[friends-lover]

Whenever I get married

[JoeyTrib]

It is actually..:rolleyes:

next song:

Little Tony Tarzan

Swinging on a nose hair,

[Smellycat101]

Swinging with the greatest of ease,

[friendsfan003]

We thought Phoebe would leave

[JoeyTrib]

But she just stayed and stayed,

PS. I love this song..

[Smellycat101]

That's right, here all night,

[friendsfan003]

And Chandler will never get la.....

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?

[Bamboozled]

Smelly Cat Smelly Cat It's Not Your Fault

[JoeyTrib]

They won't take you to the vet,

[friendsfan003]

Your obviously not their favorite pet.

[Smellycat101]

You may not be a bed of roses,

(It's my song!)

[matthew_lover]

And you're no friend to those with noses

[Emma_Gellar]

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch...