Favourite Ross moments/quotes?

[ross'n'rachel]

I know there are sooooo many to mention and i have several favourites but i thought it would be kool to honour the hilarity and goofiness of Ross!! :04:

one of my all time favourites is with his cousin (Denise Richards):

Ross: (in his head) She’s your cousin. She’s your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head she’d think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Let’s back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logan’s Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I’m going in.

(They exchange looks, smile, and shrug their shoulders before Ross suddenly lunges forward in an attempt to kiss her, but she expertly backs away.)

Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! (They sit back up.)

Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesn’t have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh haven’t had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.

LMAO!!!! :04: :04: :04: :roflmao:

[ilds]

i was just watching this episode a few days ago. it's the one where emily calls ross after he's said the wrong name at the altar and ross gets all excited. so emily calls, ross is really happy about it, then runs over and grabs the lamp and gives it chandler. hahaha that was so random. i loved it.

[Nikki_G]

One of my fave Ross moments and its pretty much a favourite Ross episode is TOW Ross is fine -

"Im gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas *snaps fingers and stops his foot*"

"Dude r u ok?"
"Yeah u dont seem ok"
"Im sorry.....it must be the pressure of entertaining"

"Whats weird? The only thing that would be weird if someone didnt like mexican food COS IM MAKING FAHITAS!"

[RebeccaNL]

I loved this one:

"I'm FINE!!" :P

[Lobsters forever]

Well, i have lot. Saying that my fav character is Ross. But one of my fav moments of Ross is the "I'm fine"! But alot

"Pivot"

and "No, no! What are you doing? Get off my sister!"

Also another one that i loved was:

"I can't them up, Joey I can't!" Referring to his leather pants. LMFAO!!

also I dun no why, but i love this moment

"Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? [Uncorks the wine] Well-

Rachel: Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.

Ross: Okay, quick and painful. [Starts to cork the wine]

I love Ropss,a dn i want to wish David a Happy B-day on Saterday!

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Ok well one of my favorite Ross moment's was in The Finale with Phoebe, lol!!:P


Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.

Ross: Are we off the bridge?

Phoebe: Yes.

Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?

Phoebe: Yes, she jumped right back up.

(Ross opens his eyes.)
Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!

Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?

Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!

Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!

(They drive up to a toll-booth.)
Phoebe: Toll-booth.

Ross: What?

Phoebe: (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.

(Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.)
Phoebe: Hurry!

Ross: Okay!

Phoebe: Okay.
(Phoebe tries to throw some quarters out the window, but she has forgotten to open the window, and she and Ross scream.)

Phoebe: Damn, that window is clean.








Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?

Ross: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?

Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?

Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.

Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.

Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!

Phoebe: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!

(They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people who are walking very slowly.)

Ross: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.







Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.

Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?

Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.

Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.

Ticket agent: And the destination?

Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.

Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.





Or of course one of Ross's famous line's, "Get off my sister!!" lmao!!:P


I also love this convo with him and Chandler..




Ross: (To Chandler) Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something.

Chandler: What’s up?

Ross: Well this uh, this may be a little awkward.

Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

Ross: No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother.

Chandler: But you’re still my friend?

Ross: Not for the next few minutes.

Chandler: During this time…are you, are you still my best man?

Ross: Nope.

Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.

Ross: No problem.

Chandler: So are we…friends again?

Ross: Yeah.

Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You won’t believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!!


Oh and of course "TOW Ross is Fine is a definite classic Ross moment.


I love this convo too from TOW the Stripper


Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!

Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!

Ross: Who did?!

Dr. Green: You did!

Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.

Dr. Green: Oh? Really? That’s what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care—I-I love Rachel.

Mona: What?!

Ross: (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I’m not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.

Dr. Green: Oh really? That’s how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?

Ross: (to Dr. Green) Hey! I offered to marry her!

Mona: Wh…

Ross: (To Mona) But I didn’t want to.

Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!

Mona: Tramp?!

Ross: I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.



Oh and I LOVE this,



Ross: Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married.

Rachel: What married?

Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.

Rachel: What, because that’s your answer to everything?

Ross: No, because that’s the right thing to do.

Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?

Ross: No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.

Rachel: Excuse me?

Ross: Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant.

Rachel: What?!

Ross: I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?

Rachel: I can too eat by myself!

Ross: When have you ever?

Rachel: When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!

Ross: Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!

Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!

Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!

Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?

Rachel: Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.

Ross: But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.

Dr. Long: Huh. Nice to meet you. I’ll get started on this.

Ross: (To Rachel, standing by her feet) I don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.

Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!





Oh I just LOVE Ross.. he's awsome!! And he's sooo histerical, he's just too much!!:roflmao:

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

Sorry, but I have one more unforgettable Ross moment here.;)


Ross: I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great.

Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh?

Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister [Kisses Monica], I love Pheebs.. [Hugs her]

Phoebe: Ooh! That's so nice...

Ross: ...Chandler!

Chandler: Hey.

Ross: [Hugs him] And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.

Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. [Sits down beside her] I love you the most.

Rachel: [Humouring him] Oh, well you know who I love the most?

Ross: No.

Rachel: You!

Ross: NO, I REALLY love you!!

Rachel: Aww,well I really love you too sweetie

Ross: Ugh, no.. you don't get it! [Passes out and slumps across her]

[ilds]

i love overmedicated ross. :D

[elcimare]

Lovely Ross .

[AllYouNeedIsF.R.I.E.N.D.S.]

i love the scene where hes explaining "red ross" to phoebe n joey :P

[dareen]

One of my fave Ross moments and its pretty much a favourite Ross episode is TOW Ross is fine -

"Im gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas *snaps fingers and stops his foot*"

"Dude r u ok?"
"Yeah u dont seem ok"
"Im sorry.....it must be the pressure of entertaining"

"Whats weird? The only thing that would be weird if someone didnt like mexican food COS IM MAKING FAHITAS!" looooooooooooooool that is so funny also
Ross: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.

also there tow all the resolution when his new leather pants get stuck loool
i love ross' moments also there's tow ross' teeth when his teeth glow in the dark

[#1-DJCMLM-fan]

i love overmedicated ross. :D


^^^ Lmao!!:icon_lol: Yeah me too.. he's just sooo funny, and David knew how to play him sooo well too. TOW Ross is Fine will always go down in history as like one of my all time favorite "Friends' episodes, it was just sooo great. :roflmao:

[elcimare]

Ross . I do love you
Rachel I love you too
Episode Last one

[Nanami]

ross is just hilarious...i luv him :04: :P

there's one of my favs; TOW Phoebe runs :P


Chandler: Okay, is this lamp in the same place?

Ross: Who cares? I repel women.

[Monica tries to come in]

Chandler: (blocks the door) No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.

Monica:What?!

Ross: (whispers) What?!

Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.

Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?

Monica: Why is Ross naked?

Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something?

Monica: Naked?

Ross: Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem.

Monica: Is it the same thing that Chandler had?

Chandler: Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later.

Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!

Chandler: Bye! Thank God

Ross: Dude, what'd you have?

[we were on a break]

there are so many to list cos i love him lol my fav things that wen any one mentions ross other than david schwimmer bein the hottest guy in the world lol is unagi, him gettin high on maple candy, rnr and so much more to list I LOVE ROSS.

[dareen]

unagi, him gettin high on maple candy

i forgot to mention these moments oh god i think Ross has funniest and most emabarassing moments he is sooo hilarious :D :04:

[could friends BEEE any better]

o hi know the maple cnady! and when ross is talking about stealing stuff and he is like a no-no-no........a yes-yes-yes

and when he and mike try to be friends and they have nothing to say i love that epi!!!!!!!

[crazy4ross]

What about when RnR are trying to make Rachel have the baby and she is trying to pressure him into havein s.ex with her ...

Rachel - Oh God !
Ross - I know ...
Rachel - No, I think my water broke !!
Ross - God i am GOOD !!

I will totally think of more later ... Ross is BOSS !!! ( ha ha ha ... I'm a loser )

[Geller Lover]

There are so many ... ross is fine... even though it is sad because he is hurt... the leather pants... in the delivery room and when rachel is trying to get him to have sex with her...

"What are you doing?
"I'm gettin that kid out of you."
"oh oh. I know...Oh I think my water just broke.
"I am good."

also when they are at the doctor... "I want to know if the doctor can deliver a baby that's half human and half pure evil...

also joey and the nap partners and also joey and him are stuck on the building...

my favorite ross moments have to be Unagi though....

"I could get out of this very easily, but you both could get very very hurt."


then again there is romantic ross too...

"It's always been you rach and then at his parents anniversary party when he describes the proposal...

and of course at the airport... I am so in love with you...


also when Ross gets drunk in Vegas and the whole Rachel at the window thing ... so funny..

shame on you dr. geller , you're being silly, or are you?

[supersahar]

defenitly when he was wired on maple candy!!!
and also : They should put that on the box!!

[B.ianCaa]

haha yeah, they should put that on the box.... ;)

also sweet ones like:
Oh she is gorgious , it is all rachel!

[iljyff]

All with Rach :P

[TheHolidayArmadillo]

all with rachel
the fahitas
the tan
walking into the dryer door at the laundramat
and so many more

[TOWfriends]

I think Ross and Chandler and tied for being the funniest on the show, I think Ross was alot more consistent from season 1 to season 10 and Chandler was at his funniest from season 1 - 5. I was just watching an episode from season 10 i think it was TOW the stripper cries and when Chandler and Ross are at their high schoor or college reunion and Ross was going to go talk 2 a girl and he said to chandler remember how we used to be so nervous to talk to girls in college and chandler goes your hands are shaking and then ross goes "i no i cant stop sweating" , i found that so funny just the way he said it was hilarious thats why hes the best at delivering his lines itz great timing and i think his voice helps alot. I think his timber in his voice is one of the reasons why he is so funny he can alter his pitches well

[sockbunny]

TOW ross is fine is one of my fave ross moments! ..also all of the ones with Rachel!:)

[Malin]

I love the whole thing with the couch. :P and the leather pants, and the tan and when he's fine, and the bagpipes. I can't choose :P

[Nikki_G]

Any moment with Rachel is always my favourite. Just watched TOW Rachel is late, the kiss at the end is so sweet :D

[Mrs.Ross:)]

Yeah Yeah all of those... My favourite one is when he does that wierd jump and dance kinda thing in TOW Everyone finds out.. Phoebe n Rach are tryin to divert him from the window where Chan-Mon r doin it..When they all get really excited about the apartment..
and TOW Rachel's Goin away party when he's mad at rach for not wishin him Goodbye..it was sad but it was really cute n then in the end he kisses rach.. i love that scene like anything..
Ross: I don't get a goodbye?
Rachel: What?
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: Ross...
Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)

[*jen4ever*]

any moment tht has rnr togther in one scene is awesooooome!!... but i luvv this quote...lol!! "pivot".. tht was just sooo funnyy!!

[miss.Geller]

Ross moments are so funny because most of the time he has it really bad. The tan incident is one of those times, or the leather pants. It's just so funny how he deals with the embarrassment he so often endures.












I don't really know what i'm going on about. It sounded good though.

[lilbabyemma_x3]

"So you weren't trying to entice me with the physical act of love..?"

:roflmao:

[Xian]

I think that Ross is best when he's with Rachel. I think David and Jen have a chemistry unlike anything I've ever seen on TV.

As for Ross alone:

"PIVOT!... PIVOT!"
^That one was so funny. If you watch the scene you can tell that Matt Perry and Jen are laughing.

Some of Schwimmer's best acting was in "TOW Ross is Fine". It's incredibly sad, but at the same time it's real funny. Somehow he managed to combine those two and make it something memorable.

"TOW Ross' Teeth" - I thought this was really funny.

There's an episode in Season 6 which I can't remember the name of but it's where he tries to reconcile Mon and Chan so that Rachel will move in with him.
"What's more important? Love...or SILLYness!!??"

[Nikki_G]

I think that Ross is best when he's with Rachel. I think David and Jen have a chemistry unlike anything I've ever seen on TV.

As for Ross alone:

"PIVOT!... PIVOT!"
^That one was so funny. If you watch the scene you can tell that Matt Perry and Jen are laughing.

Some of Schwimmer's best acting was in "TOW Ross is Fine". It's incredibly sad, but at the same time it's real funny. Somehow he managed to combine those two and make it something memorable.

"TOW Ross' Teeth" - I thought this was really funny.

There's an episode in Season 6 which I can't remember the name of but it's where he tries to reconcile Mon and Chan so that Rachel will move in with him.
"What's more important? Love...or SILLYness!!??"

Totally agree with everything in ur post. lol ;)