This or that- Quotes style

[we were on a break]

As the name suggest u chose ur fav quote

eg
Person 1 says

get off my sister or you ate my sandwhich

person 2 says
get off my sister

then there 2 quotes


i will start

U have to stop the Q-tip when you feel the resistance

or

i ross take the rachel

[Nikki_G]

U have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance :D



"How do u expect me to grow if you wont let me blow?"

or

"This is all a moo point"

[Ray-Ray Green]

the first one

i got off the plane
or
I love monica

[knicksfan]

i got off the plane

''Bite me?!'' - Joey

or

''Ho ho holy crap is it hot in here!'' - Chandler

[we were on a break]

ho ho holy crap is it hot in here

you make me happier than i ever thought i could be and if you let me i will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way- chandler

or

at another wedding i looked to a friend for comfort and found everything i ever thought i could need- monica

[knicksfan]

at another wedding i looked to a friend for comfort and found everything i ever thought i could need

''Why hello Mrs Ross!'' - Ross

or

''Why hello Mr Rachel!'' - Rachel

[how_you_doin]

''Why hello Mr Rachel!'' - Rachel

How you doin? or Holland loves Chandler. Thank you Amsterdam. Good night.

[Alka]

How you doing? Of course...

It's always been you, Rach!!!
or
We are so over!!!!!

[rachel38]

ho ho holy crap is it hot in here

you make me happier than i ever thought i could be and if you let me i will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way- chandler

or

at another wedding i looked to a friend for comfort and found everything i ever thought i could need- monica



This moment is one of my favorite.
I also like:
"I had a very long hard day"
"Chandler put twenty from my purse!"
"Okay, look. Ididn't read the box before I've open the box, and you can't send the box back after you've open the box.

[we were on a break]

OK but continue the game lol

i will

how you doing or smelly cat smelly cat

[how_you_doin]

How you doin?

Are you saying, that you don't wanna get with this OR No more J-Man and Channy's.?

[Geller Lover]

Are you saying that you don't want to get with this?



"easy mimey the moment has passed or PIVOT!"

[Alka]

PIVOT!!!!

You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
or
Just three? I'm dilated three!

[Geller Lover]

You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!


"You learned some new moves or "We are so over."

[JOEY UP]

You learned some new moves

Where are all the men? or Oh my god! I'm a woman!

[misanthropos]

"Oh my God! I'm a woman!"

"You're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!" or "Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!"

[Geller Lover]

"Here I am about to pop and he's picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!"



"Water rules or "Five more and I 'll flash you."

[MatthewPerrygirl]

"Five more and I 'll flash you."


"You're so great I love you or "I love her! I love her! I love you Monica"

[dredpooh]

"I love her! I love her! I love you Monica"

"I Know" or I'm a Hoot"

[MatthewPerrygirl]

I know!

"Yeah baby" or "Joey doesn't share food!"

[dredpooh]

"Joey doesn't share food!"

we are so over
or
we were on a break

[JOEY UP]

We are so over

'Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.' or 'Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.' ?

[dredpooh]

'Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.'

"You are so going to heaven!"
or
"God Bless You, Chandler Bing!"

[mondler12193]

God Bless you., Chandler Bing

Rock, Hard Place, Me or How you doin

[dredpooh]

How you doin'?

"I know!" or "I didn't know why Id do that"

[LeatherBee]

"I know!"

"Well, if you're gonna cry" or "I'm crying here!"

[JOEY UP]

"I'm crying here!"

''They don’t know that we know they know we know!'' or ''But see they don’t know that we know that they know!''

[rrlobster]

''But see they don’t know that we know that they know!''


"It's always been you Rach" or "Your over me.....when were you under me"

[dredpooh]

"It's always been you Rach"

"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table"

or

"I just grabbed a spoon"

[orangepenguin]

"It's always been you, Rach."

"Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs." or "All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!"

[dredpooh]

Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.



"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table"
or
"I just grabbed a spoon"

[orangepenguin]

"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table"

"They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit." or

"It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving."

[rrlobster]

"It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving."

"I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she
wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it" or

"I’m Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too big for it."

[orangepenguin]

I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she
wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it



"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"

or

"Yeah, what was wrong with your old…human teeth?"

[dredpooh]

"Yeah, what was wrong with your old…human teeth?"


"You shush!" or "Oh, Crap!"

[priscilaleal]

"You shush"

"Crap Bag" or "Princess Consuela"

[dredpooh]

"Princess Consuela"


"I'm Back, Baby!" or "London, Baby!"

[orangepenguin]

"London, Baby!"

"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie." or "Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's."

[dredpooh]

"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie."

"Oh, Crap" or "Lips moving, still talking"

[orangepenguin]

"Lips moving, still talking"

"Quick! How do you get a chick out of a VCR!?" or "If she wants to go out there kissing guys that she barely knows, then so will I!"

[dredpooh]

"If she wants to go out there kissing guys that she barely knows, then so will I!"


I know! or I am a Hoot!

[orangepenguin]

I know!

"Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality -- Well, they're all back! Y'know? And she's picked up like nine new ones!" or "It's like i'm a foghorn that calls out to you. JAN-ice...JAN-ice"

[acoustic_stars]

"It's like I'm a foghorn that calls out to you. JAN-ice...JAN-ice"

"London baby!" or "In LONDON?!"

[orangepenguin]

"London baby!"

"I am Bea, I drink tea" or "Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love."

[rrlobster]

"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love."


It's always been you Rach or Ross, with us it's never off the table

[dredpooh]

Ross, with us it's never off the table


My eyes! My Eyes! My Eyes! or Geerrrrooffff, my Sister!!!

[orangepenguin]

My eyes! My Eyes! My Eyes!

"I'm still on London time, does that count?" or "Sorry, I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet."

[dredpooh]

"I'm still on London time, does that count?"


"Excuse me, Mr Mexico?" or "Time to kiss a guy, maybe?"

[orangepenguin]

"Excuse me, Mr.Mexico."

"Hummus. I got the hummus" or "Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you."

[acoustic_stars]

"Now I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you." ...aww! :heart:

"My fiancé will kick your ass!" or "Oh naw come on, stop it... Okay to Monica!"

[orangepenguin]

"Oh naw come on, stop it... Okay to Monica!"

"Oh, someone's a little cranky today because they have to do it in a cup. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, they gave you the kiddie size!" or "Now is that never mentioning it again?"

[suzieb]

"Now is that never mentioning it again?"



''take a hike wet pants!!'' OR ''it tastes like feet!''

[rrlobster]

''it tastes like feet!"

"Oh, well... That had been your window" or Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you

[acoustic_stars]

"Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you"

"Women are mean!" or "Tribbiani's quit!"

[orangepenguin]

"Tribbiani's quit!"

"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up." or "What's the opposite of man? Jam!"

[player41140]

"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called: Get Up."

"When we say 'dad', we mean buddy." OR "You're not a dad!"

[acoustic_stars]

"When we say 'dad', we mean buddy!"

"I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run!" or "Okay, heads for ducks because ducks have heads!"

[dredpooh]

"Okay, heads for ducks because ducks have heads!"


"I never have loved as much as I love you."
or
"It's always been you, Rach"

[FriendsFan94]

"I have never loved anybody as much as I love you." (One of my favorite quotes)

"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?" or "I couldn't find Joey, but I found the next best thing."

[suzieb]

"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"



''honey, you should always feeeeel the thing'' or

''monica told you i was hotter than this didnt she?''

[orangepenguin]

''honey, you should always feeeeel the thing''

"Say It, Say We are Unagi!" or "It's not something you are, it's something you have!"

[suzieb]

"It's not something you are, it's something you have!"



''im sorry, were you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?'' or
''i dont know.....nobody likes change...''

[rrlobster]

''im sorry, were you talking to me or sleeping with someone else?

Couples who live together do start to look alike orGee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was

[suzieb]

Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was


''kill me, kill me now'' or ''how do you now fall down more?''

[Geller Lover]

Kill me , kill me now



" A no sex pact , I happen to have one of those with every woman in America or "Put your hands together."

[orangepenguin]

"Put your hands together."

"Paper? Snow? A Ghost?" or "Your over me? When were you..under me?!?" ?

[suzieb]

"Your over me? When were you..under me?!?" ?



''rat baby rat baby rat baby!!!!!'' or ''big head big head big head''

[orangepenguin]

''rat baby rat baby rat baby!!!!!''

"Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!" or "Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?"

[FriendsFan94]

"Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!"

"You want me, you need me, you can't live without me and you know it. You just don't know you know it." or "Your breaking up with me because you think I'm to whiney?"

[orangepenguin]

"You want me, you need me, you can't live without me and you know it. You just don't know you know it."

"There is a little child inside this man!" or "Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die."

[suzieb]

"Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die."



''i had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job'' OR
''i said you had the occasional drink.....ing binge''

[rrlobster]

''i had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job''

"Oh was I cleaning in my sleep again" or "It tates like feet"

[suzieb]

''it tastes like feet'' i looooove that but :P


''what is wrong with these pants??'' or ''theyre santas pants..santa pants.......santa clauses pants''

[debz11888]

"They're Santa pants...Santa pants...Santa clause's pants"

"The world is my lesbain wedding" or "You know what, penis, shmenis we're all people"?

[suzieb]

"You know what, penis, shmenis we're all people"?



''i thought you were cuddly sleepers'' or ''there'll be no more watching me sleep...NO MORE!!''

[friends_me]

''i thought you were cuddly sleepers''

"i got off the plane" or "how do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow"?

[miss_phalange]

"how do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow"?

"You don't tell me what to do, I tell you what to do" or "Thank you. It's Gaelic for, 'Thy turkey is done' "

[acoustic_stars]

"Thank you. It's Gaelic for 'Thy turkey is done'."

"What? But I just disconnected you, how can you sti-- *beep* Don't interrupt me!" or "Armageddon is what will happen if you wake me up."

[FriendsFan94]

"Armageddon is what will happen if you wake me up."

"Don't run out on my sister unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!"
or "Did you just flick me?!"

[acoustic_stars]

"Did you just flick me?" -- LOVE that episode!


"Ugh, I hate actors." or "I was Suzie Underpants till I was 18!"

[Geller Lover]

"Ugh I hate actors."



"You are going to grow up and be a big girl just like your daddy." or "No matter what mommy says we really were on a break."

[Lobsters08]

"You are going to grow up and be a big girl, just like your daddy" :lmao:

"I'm my father! I was trying so hard to not be my mother, I didn't see this coming!" OR "I wish I was a lesbian... did I just say that out loud?"

[rrlobster]

"I'm my father! I was trying so hard to not be my mother"

"Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village" or "Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was"

[Geller Lover]

Oh there he is now, the father of my child and the porn king of the west village.


"I wish I was a seahorse " or "Come on make love to me , wuss."

[Friendsfanforever91]

"Come on make love to me, wuss." The two in my signature

[FriendsFan94]

"What does the sign say?" "Beam me up Jesus."

"Paper, Snow, a ghost!" or "If you call our wedding a party one more time, you might not get invited."

[acoustic_stars]

"Paper! Snow! A ghost!" :rofl:

"Okay Monica but do you really wanna be in a relationship where you can use the phrase "Hey that's not how your dad used to do it!"?" or "Hey if this works out, you'll be able to tell your kids, you slept with their grandfather!"

[mockingbird]

"Okay Monica but do you really wanna be in a relationship where you can use the phrase "Hey that's not how your dad used to do it!"?"


"Maybe I'm not the type of guy women can have just one night with ..." or "I can show you! I have it on video tape."

[JOEY UP]

"I can show you! I have it on video tape."

"Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off" or "One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack"?

[~Ashley~]

"One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack"

"Phurrrrrrr dont blaim the pretty laddy phurrrr" or "I want two 4's on my back only!"

[JOEY UP]

"Phurrrrrrr dont blaim the pretty laddy phurrrr" :P

"Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen" or "No, that was Jared. Wow. I haven't though about him in a long time"?

[suzieb]

"Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen"



''hey, its funny's cousin....not funny!'' or
''did you just flick me?''

[MissChanandlerBong]

'Did you just flick me'

'Gum Would Be Perfection'
Or
'It Hurts My Joey's apple'

[suzieb]

'Gum Would Be Perfection'

''i do not love hugsy, i like him a normal amount''
or
''i think its time to switch off the porn''

[rrlobster]

''i do not love hugsy, i like him a normal amount''

I have got your money an you'll never see it...an your fly's still open....ha I made you look or I am jealous of her who does she think she is Princess Caroline

[Friendsfanforever91]

"I have got your money an you'll never see it...an your fly's still open....ha I made you look" :lol:

The two in my signature

[Nammzi]

The two in my signature

The second one :D

"Maybe we can just put eyes on the hoojies and say it's some sort of weird elephant" - Rachel (I think they put it in)

or

"Stop putting words in peoples mouths! You put turkey in peoples mouths!" - Joey

[MissChanandlerBong]

"Stop putting words in peoples mouths! You put turkey in peoples mouths!"

"It's Baby Time, Pants off Bing, Didn't see you there Gellar"
or
[Used more than once] "What did I marry into!?!"

[suzieb]

"It's Baby Time, Pants off Bing, Didn't see you there Gellar"


''my ass is sweating!!'' or ''my ass is like freezing''

[MissChanandlerBong]

'My ass is sweating'

"Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall."
OR
"I'm Going to have you arrested, You stole my moves!"

[suzieb]

"I'm Going to have you arrested, You stole my moves!" jack just kills me :roflmao:



''santa pants.....santa clauses pants'' or ''what is wrong with these pants??''

[ChandlersGiirl]

the second one



"I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

or

"Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!"

[amber00]

"I'm not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"


I'm still on my first (bear). I just think you're nice.

or

I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.

[MissChanandlerBong]

I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket

"Hi, Im Chandler, Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?
OR
"PIVOT!"

[Mondler_Kisses]

"Hi, Im Chandler, Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?" lol

same

[fotbollen]

"Hi, Im Chandler, Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?" :P

"Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix!"

or

"No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday."

[trace]

"Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix!"

"The hills are alive with the sound...of music!"
Or
"My Scone, my Scone!"

[fotbollen]

"My Scone, my Scone!":D

You were my first kiss with Rachel? or You were my first kiss ever?

[azulpopp]

You were my first kiss ever? xD

"What's new with you, Geller? Knock up any of my other daughters lately?" (oh godd so funnt :D) or
"Are you guys sure you want to play for money? Phoebe just threw away a pair of jacks because they didn't look happy... " (Oh Pheebss)

[fotbollen]

"Are you guys sure you want to play for money? Phoebe just threw away a pair of jacks because they didn't look happy... "

Your money's mine, Green. or Your fly's open, Gellar!:D

[trace]

"Your fly's open, Gellar!"

"O is for...OH WOW!!!"
Or
"On second thought, gum would be perfection."

[MissChanandlerBong]

On 2nd thought, Gum would be perfection.

Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise
OR
'I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it.'

[suzieb]

Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise



how do you not fall down more?

or

get there faster!!!

[fotbollen]

how do you not fall down more?

Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer! or Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm!

[rajen48]

Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer! :D


"Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green" -Joey
"Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me" -Chandler

[MissChanandlerBong]

"Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green"

"What did I marry Into!" -Chandler
OR
How you doin? - Joey.

[fotbollen]

How you doin?:D

"It’s what the Japanese call unagi" or "Isn’t that a kind of sushi?"

[acoustic_stars]

"Isn't that a kind of sushi?"

"Fourty two-twenty one, like the turkey Ross is done." or "Cheater cheater compulsive eater."

[fotbollen]

"Cheater cheater compulsive eater.":P

"Yoy Americans always butcher the French language" or
"Excuse me, Mr. Mexico"

[suzieb]

"You Americans always butcher the French language"


''whassup with the wack playstation whassup''

or

''hey, its like porn for clowns!!''

[fotbollen]

''hey, its like porn for clowns!!''

"Stupid Jack, the word is stupid" or "Man, that kid is going to town!"

[orangepenguin]

"Stupid Jack, the word is stupid"

"I know I'm older then you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope." or "Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name." ?

[fotbollen]

I know I'm older then you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.":D

"Excuse me, Mr. Mexico" or "Hey, do you want a little taste of Pheebs?"

[suzieb]

"Excuse me, Mr. Mexico"


''nice seizing gel boy'' or ''you be shirts and i'll be skins........i'll be skins!!''

[MissChanandlerBong]

"Nice seizing gel boy"

"Dear losers, do you really think I’d hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they’d break you." [Thats kinda note but anyway]
OR
"I need to land where people can spill"

[orangepenguin]

"Dear losers, do you really think I’d hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they’d break you." :lol:

"It's a four." or "23...but that's what we're playing to!" {something along those lines :P}

[suzieb]

"It's a four."


''no you didnt get me. its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!''

or

''pure evil..horny and alone..........ive done this!!''

[orangepenguin]

''no you didnt get me. its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!'' :lol:

"Please don't let it be a space ship, Please don't let it be a space ship." or"I'm getting that kid out of you!"

[suzieb]

"Please don't let it be a space ship, Please don't let it be a space ship."


''he's old.....er...... than some people. but younger....than some buildings!!''
or
''there once was a man called chandler, whose wife made him die inside''

[orangepenguin]

''he's old.....er...... than some people. but younger....than some buildings!!''

"Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately." or "I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you'll always be the guy who peed on me."

[rrlobster]

"I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you'll always be the guy who peed on me."

"It's always been you Rach" or "I love you to Chandler"

[MissChanandlerBong]

"It's always been you Rach"

How You Doin? [Joey]
OR
I KNOW! [Monica]

[midnightdoggydiva]

Pivot!!!!!

[midnightdoggydiva]

Flameboy!! - Phoebe

[LARulz]

"How many cameras are on you?"

or

"Some girl ate Monica"

[amber00]

Some girl ate Monica

"We don’t make enough fun of you already?"

or

"It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow! "

[suzieb]

Oo! Like a crossbow!


''whassup with the wack playstation whassup?''
or
''im curvy and i like it!!''

[la poo]

''whassup with the wack playstation whassup?''

gum would be perfection or hay I am good at math

[LARulz]

"gum would be perfection"

"Some girl ate Monica" or "How many camera's are on you?"

[la poo]

how many cameras are on you



the floating heads do make a good point or I hate that thing its like a bolt of lightning

[HH1982]

the floating heads do make a good point

Maybe he found you flip-flop
OR

No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us.

[MissChanandlerBong]

Maybe he found your flip-flop.

Joey doesn't share food!
OR
You know what, My pants are a little loose.

[LARulz]

Joey doesn't share food!

Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord OR What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?

[la poo]

What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?



could I be wearing anymore cloths or PIVOT

[LARulz]

PIVOT

Honey? Is that something you’re making up? or Good game, good game, good game

[la poo]

Good game, good game, good game



good are mail order bride is here or when I walk outside naked people through garbage at me

[amber00]

when I walk outside naked people through garbage at me



my boyfriend doesn't has a thing! or Well, now we have one of each! And that's enough!

[LARulz]

Well, now we have one of each! And that's enough!

PIVOT or Oh totally! Pull my finger

[MissChanandlerBong]

PIVOT!

'Chandler's a girl, Chandlers a girl!'
OR
'My sisters gonna have my baby!'

[LARulz]

'Chandler's a girl, Chandlers a girl!'

"Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?"
or
"If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best."

[suzieb]

"If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best."



''penus shmenus....we're all people!''
or
''sometimes i wish i were a lesbian..''

[LARulz]

''penus shmenus....we're all people!''

"Shhh, busy beaming with pride."
or
"And then he burst into flames."

[MissChanandlerBong]

"And then he burst into flames"

"It's like porno for clowns"
OR
"If you need an easy way to remember it, Think of a bag of crap"

[suzieb]

"It's like porno for clowns"



''its funnies cousin....not funny!''
or
''nice seizing gel boy''

[amber00]

its funnies cousin....not funny!


I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?

or

It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!

[la poo]

It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility


I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff, and/or are sick. or
Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT

[LARulz]

Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT

''nice seizing gel boy''
or
"Did you swim here?"

[jennied]

Nice seizing gel boy

'a no sex pact huh, i actually have one of those with every woman in America'
or
'it's always been you Rach.'

[LARulz]

'a no sex pact huh, i actually have one of those with every woman in America'

Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
or
I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know.... You don't know!

[jennied]

I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know.... You don't know!

'Paper... snow... a ghost'
or
'Not just a hat rack my friend.'

[amber00]

Paper... snow... a ghost


no need to point, she knows who Ross is

or

Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal

[LARulz]

no need to point, she knows who Ross is

Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.
or
It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.

[amber00]

Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt


And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well

OR

I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket

[LARulz]

And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well

Y’know, she tried to undress me too
or
I'll pound on him him the morning

[la poo]

I'll pound on him him the morning



hope the club doesnt fall out of my hand and beat the mustache of his face

or


I can grow a mustache

[LARulz]

hope the club doesnt fall out of my hand and beat the mustache of his face (love this one)

Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
or
Well, usually when I’m this anxious, I clean!

[amber00]

Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?


Hey, I am good at math
OR
Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead

[la poo]

Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead


"Bagels and doughnuts. Round food, for every mood." or
A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth."

[suzieb]

A grape. Because who cant get a water melon in your mouth



''kill me....kill me now'' or ''i loathe myself''

[MissChanandlerBong]

I loathe myself.

"I buy my Ya-yas from Ikea" OR "Gum would be perfection"

[la poo]

Gum would be perfection


pretty much get dowm tonight or
I think its celebration by kool and the gang

[amber00]

pretty much get dowm tonight



You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!
OR
Were you so late because you were burring this woman?

[la poo]

You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet

pivit
or
gum would be perfection

[amber00]

gum would be perfection



Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures
OR
I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop

[la poo]

Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures


hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii or
noooooooooooo

[amber00]

noooooooooooo



Ross, you're mayor of the zone OR Well I'm not showing you my 'tat'

[la poo]

Ross, you're mayor of the zone

more turkey mister chandler or
"I know. I still am one of these."

[MissChanandlerBong]

More Turkey Mr Chandler.

Because apparently after you sleep with someone, You have to kill a fish
OR
Ding Dong the physcos gone

[amber00]

Because apparently after you sleep with someone, You have to kill a fish



Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... Oh
OR
How ‘bout one last game of racquetball?

[r&r_4ever]

Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... Oh

'Monkeyboy'
OR
'Gelboy'

[amber00]

Monkeyboy



"I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you!"
OR
"Stay out of my freezer"

[Sunshine]

the love machine one :lol:

"This is Vikram" or "Weeeeiiiiiner!"

[la poo]

This is Vikram


This is Vikram or thats one smooth talking freelance kite designer

[suzieb]

thats one smooth talking freelance kite designer




how are you still single?
or
seriously, how much kinkier can it get?

[amber00]

seriously, how much kinkier can it get?



"Oh no wait, I’m not an nine-year-old girl"
OR
"Then why do you throw like one?"

[suzieb]

"Then why do you throw like one?"


''stupid closet full of bugs'' or ''stupid guy on my phone!!''

[amber00]

stupid guy on my phone



"I haven’t had sex in a very long time" (Ross to his cousin)
OR
"We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?"

[suzieb]

"I haven’t had sex in a very long time"


''im still right here!!'' or ''damn you fifteens!''

[amber00]

damn you fifteens



"Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!"
OR
"It kills over one americans every year"

[suzieb]

"Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!"



''i'll just pound on them in the morning''
or
''do you wanna little taste of pheebs?''

[amber00]

do you wanna little taste of pheebs?



Well, I never call me OR You're mayor of the zone

[suzieb]

well i never call ME



''i asked him if he wanted to eat, he said no, i asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said no, i asked him what HE wanted to do, he said no...so he's sweeping''

or

''Oh my God, you know what, I think you're right! I think, you know what, listen, listen... a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression, and grabs the baby in it's talon! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!''

[rajen48]

''i asked him if he wanted to eat, he said no, i asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said no, i asked him what HE wanted to do, he said no...so he's sweeping''

The problems in the bedroom is between a man and a woman. And Chandler is doing the best he can!"

or

"Joker is poker, with a J.. Coindcidence?"

[born2bcraze713]

"Joker is poker, with a J... Coincidence?"



"I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit."
OR
"It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."

[suzieb]

"It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. 'Oh, look,' cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The end."



''its a nice couch ross, its not a magic couch!''
or
''you sure do think a lot of yourself!''

[amber00]

its a nice couch ross, its not a magic couch!



Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater OR What?! I just touched him and he went over

[born2bcraze713]

I just touched him and he went over.


So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?
OR
Name? I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.

[suzieb]

Name? I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher.



''yes, i got a lemon shmush!!'' or ''i'll just use my special cake tools''

[rajen48]

''yes, i got a lemon shmush!!'' :lmao:

"At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?"
or
"Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?"

[suzieb]

"At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?"




''well, thats what we said about joey!'' or ''im joey, im disgusting''

[born2bcraze713]

I'm Joey, I'm disgusting.


No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
OR
That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. Please don’t take her from me.

[suzieb]

That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won. Please don’t take her from me.



nice seizing gel boy

or

what is wrong with these pants?

[amber00]

what is wrong with these pants?


"Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that"
OR
"Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore... no"

[suzieb]

"Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore... no"


''and i just want a million dollars!'' or ''how do you expect me to grow if you dont let me blow?''

[amber00]

how do you expect me to grow if you dont let me blow?



"I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call"
OR
"The exclamation point in the title scares me. Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!"

[suzieb]

"I realized where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call"


''you have to stop the q tip when theres RESISTANCE!!'' or ''how do you not fall down more?''

[Born2LoveFriends]

''you have to stop the q tip when theres RESISTANCE!!''

Rachel: Its a methaphor daddy!!
Ross: now we can see wher you have pronlems!

Or

Joey: Althea, althea!
Chandler: What r u doing?
Joey: I take a shoot
Chandler. You take a shoot with althea?!!
Ross:Althea... is correct!

[amber00]

The Althea one



"Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever"
or
"She's my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I'd pee on anyone of you!"

[Miss. Kitty]

"She's my friend and she needed help! And if I had to, I'd pee on anyone of you!"
________________________________

"heeey, you got the door open!"

OR

"I'm wearing two belts!"

[suzieb]

im wearing two belts :roflmao:



''penis shmenus....we're all people!'' or ''dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing that dress?''

[LARulz]

''dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing that dress?''

"Hi, Im Chandler, Could I BE wearing anymore clothes?
OR
"PIVOT!"

[sumi]

"PIVOT!"

"Hi i am chandler i make jokes when i am uncomfortable" or "Hi i am Ross, i Got a kid, and i am divorced!!"

[LARulz]

"Hi i am Ross, i Got a kid, and i am divorced!!"

"What did I marry Into!"
OR
How you doin?

[suzieb]

how you doin'



i loathe myself...or....kill me, kill me now

[sumi]

kill me, kill me now


For the love of god Take It OFF!!!! or I know what thoughts you got in the head in your head!

[amber00]

For the love of god take it OFF!!!!!!!!




I KNOW or WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!

[sumi]

I KNOW

you rumbled on for 18 pages...front and back!!!! or i don't wonna hear about it...now GO IN MY ROOM!

[suzieb]

you rambled on for 18 pages...front and back!!!!





how do you not fall down more?...or....you have to stop the q tip when theres resistance!

[amber00]

you have to stop the q tip when theres resistance!



Oh, there’s no such thing as an innocent burger OR A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before

[suzieb]

A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before



its funnies cousin...NOT funny! ~ or ~ i'll just use my special cake tools!

[MissChanandlerBong]

its funnies cousin...NOT funny!

"Cranberries, Or should I say, Chanberries."
OR
"Sup with the whack playstation, Sup?"

[amber00]

Sup with the whack playstation, Sup?



It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship OR Look what you’re doing to Chandler!!

[suzieb]

Look what you’re doing to Chandler!!



''stop typing stop typing!!'' or ''did a porsche throw up on you?''

[LARulz]

''stop typing stop typing!!''

''no you didnt get me. its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!''
or
''pure evil..horny and alone..........ive done this!!''

[suzieb]

''no you didnt get me. its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!''
(one of my all time favourite lines from the show :P)


''im going to the bathroom, but when i get back, i want to know if thats one big fish, or several big fish'' or ''so that wasnt a real date? what the hell do you do on a real date?''

[LARulz]

''im going to the bathroom, but when i get back, i want to know if thats one big fish, or several big fish''

"Please don't let it be a space ship, Please don't let it be a space ship." or"I'm getting that kid out of you!"

[suzieb]

"I'm getting that kid out of you!"


''this cologne really is every bit as good as georgio!'' or ''he thought you said gonad''

[amber00]

he thought you said gonad


"What was wrong with Mona?!" OR "I don't think the flash went off"

[suzieb]

"What was wrong with Mona?!" (just for the way he said it :P)



''shut up...shut up....SHUT UPPPP!!!!!'' or ''i will hunt you down, and kick your ass''

[amber00]

''shut up...shut up....SHUT UPPPP!!!!!''



"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? Who said that?" OR "Okay, hopefully this time mom won’t boo you"

[suzieb]

"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? Who said that?"



''i bet theyre doing it'' or ''i dont like to fly in the rain''

[amber00]

i bet theyre doing it



"what a wolf needs to do to get a hug around here?!" or "Just let us know before you go go"

[suzieb]

"Just let us know before you go go"


''pivot...pivot....PIVOT!!'' or ''shut up...shut up....SHUT UP!!!''

[Miss. Kitty]

Pivot...coz I cant even remember who said Shut Up.

"Oh. My. God." or "How you doin'?"

[suzieb]

oh ... my ... god



'get off my sister' or 'excuse me mr mexico'

[amber00]

excuse me mr mexico



"Of course is smells bad! You have your head up a dead animal" OR "Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!"

[Miss. Kitty]

"Of course is smells bad! You have your head up a dead animal"


"When I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you."

OR

"Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers!"

[suzieb]

"When I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you."

'you dont have birds' or 'i could have birds'

[Miss. Kitty]

I could have birds

"Bob's a mom!" or "Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!"

[suzieb]

"Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!"



''some girl ate monica!!'' or ''how many cameras are actually on you?''

[FriendslvrRnR4ever]

"how many cameras are actually on you?"

"Hello Mrs Ross!" or "Hello Mr Rachel!"

[Miss. Kitty]

Hello Mr.Rachel!

Phoebe: "You've met your match Rachel Green"

OR

Ross: "You're going further down, down town!"

[halliwell4eva]

Phoebe: "You've met your match Rachel Green"

Ross: "DANGER!!!"
or
Rachel: "Salmon Skin Roll!"

[FriendslvrRnR4ever]

Ross: DANGER!!! lol!

Rachel: Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener!!!
or
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

[Sunshine]

"that i was going to eat him." lol


(rach) "It's because you mean more to me!" or (rach) "You were worth the wait"?

[mk33]

"It's because you mean more to me!"...that line makes me want to cry

chandler "No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!!"

phoebe "That’s like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!"

[Sunshine]

Phoebe's, haha :lol:

"Come, dinosaur. We are not welcome in the House of No Imagination" (Phoebe) or "Hi! I'm Dorf, your date for the evening. Oh, come on! Dorf On Dating, that's good stuff!" (Chandler)

[friends-fever]

Hi! I'm Dorf, your date for the evening. Oh, come on! Dorf On Dating, that's good stuff!

Chandler: Rock, hardplace, me.
or
Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks.You gonna love it!

[FriendslvrRnR4ever]

Chandler: Rock, hardplace, me.

Chandler: Maybe he was nervous.
or
Phoebe: She's your lobster.

[suzieb]

She's your lobster.



"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table"

or

"I just grabbed a spoon"