Who Monica said it to

[fotbollen]

Here's a Monica one:

"Blow-drying what? You have no hair!":P

[suzieb]

ross



''i dropped some socks''

[fotbollen]

Rachel?

"You're just gonna stopp pissing me off!"

[suzieb]

ross



''how much did you ever win anyway?''

[CeceCox]

chandler?????

"...now theres a sentence I never thought I's say."

[suzieb]

ooh, did she say that to ross or chandler??? erm.

it was ..... chandler



''for the last time, i dont think your obssessive!!''

[MissChanandlerBong]

Ross.

"You look cute in bubbles"

[CeceCox]

Joey

"I was… helping out a squirrel…"

[acoustic_stars]

ross and chandler


"it is 21:01 and i am not amused."

[fotbollen]

I think she said it to Mike:P

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!"

[LARulz]

Rachael

Discuss the idea of me and Ross doing it.


(Eeewwww)

[fotbollen]

Monica and Mike I think:P

"Yeah, I do rock that one!"

[LARulz]

Phoebe (and Mike)

All you had to do was pick a card

[fotbollen]

Chandler:P

" ...... Just promise me something. Never call me from that phone!"

[ilovefrieds]

Joey:D

"I already told him everything. YOU SHUSH!"

[LARulz]

Ross

Time to kiss a guy

[fotbollen]

I'm not sure but I think Ross.

"Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!"

[acoustic_stars]

Chandler

"Do you wanna live outside? Cause it's gettin' cold!"

[fotbollen]

Rachel:D (I love that one)

"Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later."

[LARulz]

Chandler and Joey

"Is this not the good bit?"

[ilovefrieds]

Joey?

"I'll put a pillowcase over my head."

[midnightdoggydiva]

Rachel

OK!! Who left the ice sculpture on the steam grate????!!!

[fotbollen]

I think she said it to Mike, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel. and maybe Ross? I don't remember:P

"You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news."

[LARulz]

Chandler

I couldn't bend that way

[fotbollen]

I think she said it to Rachel, Phoebe and Ross.

"Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound."

[LARulz]

Chandler?

You don't wanna get with this

[~Ashley~]

Chandler


I thought I was going to pass out from the pain

[LARulz]

Joey?

She stole my jeans

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants."

[JOEY UP]

Ross

"You're in charge of these yahoos!"

[fotbollen]

Ross

"If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing."

[LARulz]

Mover guys

I'll give you the headset

[acoustic_stars]

phoebe.

"i know you can't change your parents, but if i could, i'd choose yours."

[LARulz]

Ross (as a joke i think)

Start with a 1,2,3 a 1,2,3,4.......7,7,7!

[melon872]

Chandler :)

"You kind of stole my thunder"

[LARulz]

Rachel

Wanna feel good about your self?

[fotbollen]

I don't know, Rachel maybe?

"But... you suck!"

[LARulz]

Chandler

I said 6!

[suzieb]

chandler




how are you still single??

[LARulz]

Phoebe

Thats right sucker you lose

[acoustic_stars]

chandler.

"i know you think the lottery is.. boohockey."

[LARulz]

Ross

You were staring 8 inches south

[Hugsy jbpp]

Chandler

"How hard is it? NO shoes on the furniture!"

[mondler12193]

Chandler?

Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?

[Hugsy jbpp]

Joey

"How do you think I am, you wrecked all of my childhood memories, you love Ross more than me, and I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face"

[LARulz]

Jack

I ruined your baby!

[mondler12193]

Ross

What's the opposite of man, JAM!

[fotbollen]

Joey :P (I love that one) :D

"Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian."

[LARulz]

Rachel

I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me

[mondler12193]

Rachel

'I don't want to wear flame-retardent boobs!'

[LARulz]

Chandler/ Joey

They baked it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna call a meeting tonight, I’m gonna fire you tonight.

[MissChanandlerBong]

Joey.

Imagine what our kids would look like?

[LARulz]

Joey

At least you took me down with you

[HH1982]

Phoebe

And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?

[LARulz]

Rachel or Chandler?

I hear ya. But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!

[fotbollen]

I think it was Chandler who said that line? Maybe I'm wrong.

"I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam."

[ilovefrieds]

Rachel, Joey and Chandler

"Let go! I’m a tiny little woman!!"

[rrlobster]

Ross

It goes old job, new job, & you

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"One thing led to another and before I knew it we were… shopping."

[LARulz]

Rachel

I was thinking of you the whole time

[HH1982]

Rachel

What about your breath?

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"I already told him everything. YOU SHUSH!"

[acoustic_stars]

ross.

"well... unless goose is a vegetable..!"

[fotbollen]

Phoebe

"Excuse me, Mr. Mexico!"

[HH1982]

Ross ( i just watched that ep)

What is the matter with your face?

[acoustic_stars]

:lol: chandler!


"and.. i clunked your heads together.."

[ilovefrieds]

I think she said it to Joey and Chandler, but not sure though.

"Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time."

[LARulz]

Chandler

And I would have to say pah-huh.

[suzieb]

ooh, ross i think




''oh my god!! you dont know me at all!!''

[acoustic_stars]

chandler


"rachel locked the door."

[fotbollen]

Joey

"We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!"

[acoustic_stars]

erica i think.

"do you wanna fall into the trap?"

[fotbollen]

Rachel

"No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her!":P

[acoustic_stars]

chandler :lol:

"oohh. are you gonna do magic?"

[fotbollen]

I think Ross:P

"You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes."

[acoustic_stars]

chandler


"well it's rum..."

[LARulz]

Rachel

Oh my God! It’s true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?

[fotbollen]

Chandler?

"Well, you just you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something."

[HH1982]

chandler and phoebe

This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.

[acoustic_stars]

rachel.


"ok i didn't understand a word you just said."

[LARulz]

Rachel

Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

[fotbollen]

Phoebe

"Look what I found in the drawer.. and you said I'd never wear this."

[LARulz]

Chandler

Please tell me you’re stopping now.

[sexonthebalcony]

Chandler?

The camera ads 10 pound

[fotbollen]

Chandler or Joey

"Shut up, this place is a hole!"

[LARulz]

Chandler?

No! Rachel is meeting us here.

[la poo]

Chan and Joe



cos that would be crazy

[LARulz]

Chandler?

They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?

[la poo]

Rachel



turkeys burnt,potatoes are ruined,potatoes are ruined,potatoes are ruined

[Hugsy jbpp]

to everyone (after they locked themselves outta the apartment)

"and if we can't make it one night, we have real problems my friend"

[LARulz]

Chandler

you’re gonna come though aren’t you?

[MissChanandlerBong]

Rachel

"You gave my father a lap dance!"

[LARulz]

Chandler

That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?

[la poo]

Ross

This is more important than fruit on my ceiling

[LARulz]

Phoebe?

Well you should be embarrassed.

[Hugsy jbpp]

Phoebe's date (later in that episode)

"the vein has spoken"

[LARulz]

Everyone except Chandler

Why don’t you go up there and ask him to ‘step lightly, please?’

[jennied]

Was it not Phoebe who said that? :)

Anyway here's another Monica quote
'Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Doodie!'

[LARulz]

No it was Monica 95% sure lol

You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!

[MissChanandlerBong]

I think it was Phoebe ^^

Ross.

'I'm freakin freezing!'

[LARulz]

Rachel?

I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.

[Hugsy jbpp]

Janice

"You can't eat an entire turkey by yourself!"

[suzieb]

joey



''get out of there, you douffas!!''

[la poo]

joey(GUESSING)



you can just as well say hay im the pope

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart.

[fotbollen]

Phoebe

"Relax, she's not made of ice cream!"

[suzieb]

ross



''shut up and put my table back''

[LARulz]

Chandler, Joey and Rachel

Yeah, what, do you think we’re stupid?

[fotbollen]

Joey and Chandler

"Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you!"

[suzieb]

little jack :heart:



''i bit my thongue, but im still really thorry!!''

[Hugsy jbpp]

Rachel's Mum

"You have curly hair, what do you do in humitity?"

[LARulz]

Mike

I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.

[suzieb]

chandler :P


''get over yourself....grow up!!''

[LARulz]

Ross or Chandler I think

Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?

[la poo]

Rachel,chandler,Ross and Phoebe not to Joey cos he was in the play they were talking about

[LARulz]

^^ Oh yeah , Rachel for the first time saw Joey's play.

think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.

[la poo]

phoebe chandler joey(not ross cos joey shouts it to him and not rach cos its her suprise party)

[LARulz]

Oh OK.

Where's the quote lol.
---------------------------
No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.

[suzieb]

chandler



''why would i say i had the keys??''

[amber00]

Rachel



Dead Leg!!

[suzieb]

ross



theres more beer right?

[amber00]

Rachel and Phoebe




Hey! Don’t be a baby!

[LARulz]

Ross

I think he deserves a Nobel Prize

[suzieb]

all of them, i think



''my god if i had a nickle for every guy i wish i hadnt......but this is about YOUR stupid mistake..''

[LARulz]

Rachel mainly

Who cares? He works in a museum!

[amber00]

I think it was Chandler



There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!

[suzieb]

chandler



''well, i guess thats the difference between a layman and a professional!''

[acoustic_stars]

phoebe. :lol:


"just put everything back where it belongs, and don't ever tell me what you did in there."

[LARulz]

Chandler and Ross

That'll teach you to lick my muffin.

[acoustic_stars]

mine was joey :)
yours is chandler i believe.


"do you have a plan?"

[suzieb]

phoebe



''because sometimes i have bad dreams.''

[LARulz]

Chandler

I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."

[la poo]

chandler

the man who made these boots hated humans and wanted to see them die

[Friendsfanforever91]

Rachel

"Are you sayin you don't wanna get with this??"

[la poo]

chandler


we can use your word

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a béarnaise has shallots, shrivel, and most importantly tarragon.

[Hugsy jbpp]

A cooking teacher

"Guys, hurry up, the flight's in four hours, it'll take time to get a taxi, there could be traffic, the plane could leave early, when we get to London there could be a lot of costumers, come on!"

[LARulz]

Everyone?

This is all of your things.

[suzieb]

rachel


''what a great idea to nail all your boxes to the floor!!''

[MissChanandlerBong]

Chandler.

"I have nothing left to teach you!"

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Relax it’s not a contest. Certainly not a close one.

[amber00]

Chandler



I would have to say pah-huh!

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.

[la poo]

Ross


I know her pretty well can I go?

[la poo]

Ross

I know her pretty well can I go?

[LARulz]

Rachel

Oh good you’re all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four o’clock.

[la poo]

everyone


its the gradtuation song

[LARulz]

Chandler

Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!

[la poo]

radom waitress about Janice


they were just slowing me down

[how_you_doin]

Chandler?

"Noooo you don't know the system."

[LARulz]

Ross or Chandler

"Use your head"

[how_you_doin]

Rachel

"She picked Rachel!"

[suzieb]

ooh, chandler i think..?



''how are you still single??''

[fotbollen]

Phoebe

"Drink your hair!"

[suzieb]

chandler :lol:



actually this year we just gave them home made cookies

[LARulz]

Ross?

Oh please! Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.

[MatthewPerrygirl]

Chandler

Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!

[MissChanandlerBong]

Ross.

All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping

[suzieb]

ross




''your just gonna have to stop pissing me off!''

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that.

[Jan-jf]

Rachel

He was so good in that movie of MacBeth.

[amber00]

Joey and Rachel i think....




And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide!!

[fotbollen]

Phoebe:P

"Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!"

[la poo]

chandler and rachel

Whoa! Where you going in those pants? 1982?

[LARulz]

Ross

It’s your birthday!

[suzieb]

rachel i think


''im sorry that i borrowed your gloves''

[acoustic_stars]

rachel.


"ahahaha i'm so spoiled! hahahahaaa! .. that's it."

[LARulz]

Rachel?

Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we’d go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.

[suzieb]

chandler mainly i think



''how about one more game of racket ball?''

[amber00]

Richard :]



So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

[LARulz]

Rachel?

Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"You was my first kiss ever?"

[ilovefrieds]

Ross:P

"Okay, just back off mister!"

[rajen48]

Chandler :D

Come on, you hairy-backed Marys! :lol:

[amber00]

Ross, Chandler & Joey



Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here

[MissChanandlerBong]

Chandler and Joey.

"I don't believe in soulmates either"

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing."

[suzieb]

the delivery guys when they were moving


''hi sweetie, listen...did i leave my diaphram at your place?''

[Hugsy jbpp]

she thought she was saying it to Richard, but her Mum was on the phone

"oh my God, who is that?"

[LARulz]

Rachel?

Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?

[amber00]

Everybody except Ross who was with the "ass girl"



Hey, don’t mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop

[suzieb]

phoebe :lol:



'' yes i see other girls in the shower at the gym, and no, i dont look''

[Hugsy jbpp]

Joey

"You've gotta get me good and pregnant!" *easy*

[amber00]

I guess Chandler



old or new? Old or new?! Old or new?!

[Hugsy jbpp]

Everyone, I think Rachel was in her room and probably didn't here it

"Call them Mum and Dad you wuss!" (no idea how to spell that, someone tell me, please!)

[LARulz]

^^That's right, in my dictionary lol

Ross

Hey ......, aren’t these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?

[fotbollen]

Rachel

"You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!":P

[amber00]

That annoying girl Amanda



Why? What did you do in the bathroom?

[LARulz]

Chandler

I swear I didn’t know she was a hooker! I mean wh—Did you let her smoke in here?

[princessconsuela]

Chandler?

I dating a man who's pool I once peed in.

[fotbollen]

Richard

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You´re gonna love it!"

[Hugsy jbpp]

Rachel

"You're so cute. How did you get so cute?"

[fotbollen]

Chandler

"What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!"

[Hugsy jbpp]

Phoebe

"Sorry, I can't stop smiling!"

[fotbollen]

Rachel

"Find some! Please! Anything that doesn't say I died tragically in France."

[LARulz]

Chandler?

I mean, I-I, I really shouldn’t say. I mean, I’m really not supposed to.

[amber00]

Phoebe



Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!

[la poo]

rachel


there as different as night and later that night

[suzieb]

chandler and pheobe :lol:



''i love my life...i love my life!!''

[LARulz]

Everyone?

What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!

[amber00]

Chandler



I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd

[LARulz]

A Chef at her work place

I’m really not deciding!

[suzieb]

rachel



''now i love you, and not because i have to!''

[LARulz]

Ross

Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch.

[suzieb]

chandler



''do you wanna sleep outside, cos its getting cold!''

[acoustic_stars]

rachel


"but when i'm with her... i'm monana."

[suzieb]

rachel



''oh, is The Way You Look Tonight on here??''

[la poo]

chandler


i better wash it and shrink it

[suzieb]

rachel



''yeah ya will.....and..are ya kidding me??''

[la poo]

chandler


It's more important than fruit...on my ceiling!

[MissChanandlerBong]

Rachel,

"Sometimes, I have bad dreams"

[LARulz]

Chandler

I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl!

[suzieb]

rachel :P




''you dont know me at ALL!!''

[acoustic_stars]

chandler


"what are you talking about? we're all here right now!"

[amber00]

Phoebe



I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me

[la poo]

everyone on the couch in central perk




sometimes we were

[amber00]

Ross



So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?

[LARulz]

Chandler?

Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year!

[la poo]

ross

I like it even better on you than on Colonel Sanders

[suzieb]

ross



''did i think he'd say ''ooh, i love that noise, i must have you now''?''

[LARulz]

Rachel?

He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key.

[fotbollen]

Joey?

"He was in Ross's class…marching band…kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend."

[amber00]

Rachel



Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.

[LARulz]

Rachel

Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!

[suzieb]

one of her waitresses at the restaurant



''i highly doubt that!''

[LARulz]

Chandler

Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?

[la poo]

ross


ive lost the will to scowld

[LARulz]

Chandler

I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.

[la poo]

everyone except rachel and ross(HE IS IN THE TOILET(I THINK))


just like rachel in high school

[LARulz]

Everyone

It’s not your birthday.

[la poo]

phoebe(guess)


Not until you said it. Somebody switch!

[LARulz]

Chandler and Phoebe

Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night

[suzieb]

chandler



i totally forgot about 'the sound'!!

[la poo]

rach and phoebe


if only ther was a smaller one to clean this one

[fotbollen]

She said it to Rachel, Phoebe, Ross and Joey. :)

"See what happens when you give people advice!!"

[la poo]

chandler


you did not sit on my last kitkat did you

[amber00]

Phoebe



No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right,
I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!

[suzieb]

:roflmao: ross .




''i will always have gum''

[amber00]

Ben



"Woo-hoo, geek!"

[la poo]

ross

oh so you can move them

[amber00]

Chandler



"I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a fire"

[fotbollen]

Phoebe

"Why? What did you do in the bathroom?"

[suzieb]

chandler i think



''what did i ask?''

[la poo]

joey(guess)


your right I don't know what I was thinking

[princessconsuela]

Chandler, ha ha

And if I die and you can't shed one tiny tear, it wont mattter to me cause I know you'll be crying a river inside.

[suzieb]

chandler



''well excuse me mr mexico''

[la poo]

ross

The picture is suppose to say "Gellar Bing to be married", not "Local woman saves drowning moron!"

[suzieb]

chandler




'feet on the floor, or come over no more!'

[la poo]

ross

everything is mine nothing is yours thats what i said