Find A Quote Game...

[Miss. Kitty]

Find a Friends Quote that fits the description...

eg. Person 1: Find a Quote where Rachel is yelling

Person 2: 'It's NOT that common, it DOESNT happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!'

FAQ where Monica mentions Richard's name

etc.

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FAQ where Ross is telling a lie

[Ray-ray]

Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die she'd have to give her up.

Ross: Sure, Monica would have to give her up.

Joey: I lie better then that, right?

(The One With Rachel's Other Sister)


Faq where Rachel calls somebody "sweety" or "honey"

[Miss. Kitty]

:mrgreen: that was a good one

Rachel: Wow. I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?

faq where someone mentions a Sesame Street character

[Ray-ray]

Haha, i even remember one:

Phoebe: It's like watching Elmo :P

faq when Chandler tells a joke :P

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

chandler: what do you know, you're just a door, you only like knock-knock jokes.

faq where phoebe says the word "crap" in a sentance

[Miss. Kitty]

haha where could i find a quote like that? :O

Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken

faq when Monica is drunk :D

edit: grr too slow :P ...omg we actual both picked Chandler jokes from the same scene! :mrgreen:

[Ray-ray]

Monica: "Do you know what i actually want to say? I'm drunk!"

faq where somebody is upset

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

rachel: ok, I was at the airport getting into a cab when this woman....this blonde planet with a pocket book starts yelling at me. something about how it was her cab first and then the next thing I know she just starts....starts pulling me out by my hair. so I started to blow on my attack whistle thingie and then three more cabs show up and I'm going to get in a cab and she tackles me. and I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle

faq where someone comments on someone else's appearance

[Miss. Kitty]

Phoebe: Uh huh yeah there's just something umm, there's something you should know...Vicrum just called.

faq when there's only 1 person in the room

edit: oh gosh...seriously :P lol

soz i feel bad that we're missing out on urs all the time...

Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!
Rachel: I think they're very nice.
Monica: I like 'em.

faq when there's only 1 person in the room

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

^haha sorry!

[Ray-ray]

1. Ross:"That wasn't so bad" (about rachel's song in school)

2.Chandler "Haha, nobody in the room" :P

faq where smb talk about Janice

[Miss. Kitty]

^its my fault, ur the one who gets in first!

edit: lol, replying to the one above :P

[Miss. Kitty]

does smb mean somebody?

Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and "Oh My God"!
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.

faq that involves an object- like if they're holding a prop or sumthing

[Ray-ray]

^yeah, my teachers in school spelt it this way, i thought it's pretty common :P

Ross: what are you doing?

Rachel: I'm holding Ben :P


faq when they are talking about any baby

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Phoebe: they're all so cute! except that one. what is this, a petting zoo?

faq where someone is excercising while they're talking

[Shanerz36]

Chandler: Alright just show me one of them.



faq where is making a weird body motion

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of Phoebe's dance.)

faq when they're in a car

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Phoebe: damn that window's clean!

faq where they're in a park

[Ross Skywalker]

monica : 42 to 21 , like the turkey Ross is done

(tow the football)

FAQ when they're on a plane

[Ray-ray]

Ross: Do you know the teacher who has a baby with her student?

faq when Ross talks about dinosaurus
(i mean the animals he work with :P
and please tell me how to spell it right :P)

[Shanerz36]

Ross: B-
Benjamin Hobart: NO! It actually starts with a silent M!


faq where they are in a restaraunt

[Miss. Kitty]

dinosaurs, u were very close natasha :P

Monica: Wow, little tight, isn't it? How come you didn't get a bigger table? ...You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. (TOW Phoebe's Birthday Dinner)

faq about a computer

[suzieb]

chandler: ''dont touch the computer, dont ever touch the computer!!''



faq about a cat

[Ross Skywalker]

Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean,

it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it

just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy,

but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"


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FAQ about pizza

[Ray-ray]

Thahks again Danni :P you're so sweet, you always help me :P

Rachel: "I think we should order a pizza..." (a simply one :P )

faq about a book

[Majachristine]

PHOEBE: Oooh, so so so, did you read the book?

fag about someone moving

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Chandler: would everyone stop yelling you are ruining moving day for us!

faq about the roof

[Maud]

Joey: No, my hugs are saved for people STAYING IN AMERICA!

faq about a dilemma

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. [Chandler slyly grabs the gum from the wall and slides it back in his mouth.] Good save! We're back on track, and I'm...chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.

faq involving just the three girls

[suzieb]

phoebe ''i love you goddesses!!''



faq involving a male guest star

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture!

faq with the word 'Philange' in it (sp?)

[Ray-ray]

A man: "This plane doesn't even have the philanges"

faq about shopping

[Miss. Kitty]

PHOEBE: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
RACHEL: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!

faq where someone's saying goodbye

[Ray-ray]

Rachel: "It was the best way to say Goodbye"

faq about New York

[Miss. Kitty]

Phoebe: New York city has no power, and the milk is getting sour, but for me it is not scary, because I stay away from dairy. lalalalalalala

faq where someone's lost something

[Ray-ray]

Chandler: "I am wondering what someone might do if they left a baby in a bus"

faq where someone talks on a phone

[suzieb]

monica ''y'know, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone''


faq about marcel being naughty

[Ray-ray]

wow, it's gonna be my 1000 post :P

Ross: I can't, just take him off...

faq about a computer

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Chandler: Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless .

faq involving a colour

[suzieb]

ross: but the sock is still red!!


faq about ross's hair

[Miss. Kitty]

Rachel: Nice seizing...Gel Boy.

faq where someone's on the phone

[cass]

Chandler: "Put Joey on the phone!"

faq where someone mentions Tag, Rachel's assistant.

[Miss. Kitty]

Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.

faq from the past...

[Shanerz36]

Ross: Remember when I had a monkey? Yeah, what was I thinking?\


faq where someone is gossipping.

[angel_15]

Rachel: look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.

faq about the chick

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: That's Yasmine Bleeth. She's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both, but in very different ways.

faq about a movie

[angel_15]

"Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!"

faq about Janice

[Miss. Kitty]

Monica: Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.
Chandler: The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.

faq where someones singing (excluding Phoebe ;))

[angel_15]

Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I’ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the Pointer
Sisters “I am so excited”. And make it bouncy!
Phoebe: Oh you’ll probably take care of that on your hands.

faq about adoption

[Miss. Kitty]

Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.
Monica (reads a form in her lap): "Willing to adopt triplets?" No!

faq where someones talking to themselves (like a voice over)

[Majachristine]

rachel; 'I am lighthing the candles naked. and carefully.

faq where someone is figthing

[suzieb]

chandler ''he only slammed the door once this time!! although, he was giving me the finger when he did it.....'' (i think thats what he says, maybe not totally word for word :P)


faq about a party

[Majachristine]

Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...

faq about a suprise

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: Okay, now remember it’s a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.

faq about an animal (excluding any of their pets, like the chick & duck or marcel etc.)

[Shanerz36]

Ross: I don't even feel him in here anymore.
Rachel: Yeah, that's because he's on your neck.
(when Ross holds a spider)


faq where someone uses sarcasm. (It can't be Chandler)

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children.

faq where joey asks a question

[Ray-ray]

Joey: Are we watching the tape or not?

faq from an any Phoebe's song

[suzieb]

''are you in there little foetus, in nine months will you come greet us...
i will buy you some adidas..'' :lmao:


faq about an illness

[Miss. Kitty]

Phoebe: 'You have to stay back. I have the pox'
Ryan: 'Chicken or small?'
Phoebe: 'Chicken. Which is so ironic considering I'm a vegetarian.'

faq where someone's laughing as they talk

[suzieb]

monica ''well excuse me mr mexico!'' (when she was laughing into the fridge :P)


faq about children

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to… Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that’s just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they’ve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if they’re watching.)

faq about thanksgiving

[Shanerz36]

Phoebe: Happy Turkey Murder Day!



faq about parents

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.

faq where someone's panicked

[suzieb]

ross ''well it should say it in big black letters!!!''



faq about someones birthday

[Miss. Kitty]

Phoebe: Oh, for god's sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!!! (everybody stares) I'm sorry, was that rude? Did my little outburst blunt the hideousness that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn't even have the courtesy to call. (her phone rings) Well, it's too late now.

faq where someone's crying as they talk

[suzieb]

rachel ''then how come it is?''


faq about an ex

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid of her (Janice).
Joey: Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country.

faq with 5 words...:P

[suzieb]

ok, i'll be totally obvious:


ross ''we were on a break!!''


faq just concerning ross and joey

[Miss. Kitty]

i'll be obvious too ;) i wanna post the whole scene cuz its so funny :P

Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No! No we don’t!
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Ross: I… I don’t know what you are talking about.
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
Ross: I’ve had better.
Joey: Okay! When?!
Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
Joey: Uh-huh!
Ross: I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We can’t do it again.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because it’s weird!
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. (Ross just leaves.)

:lmao:

faq in hospital

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

^ haha I was totally going to post that scene too!:P

Joey: Name?...Well I know Ross, but I mean what's it short for? Like Rossle, or Rostipher.
Ross: Just Ross!
Joey: Oh...pretty.

or, once again, something to that effect.:P

faq about grandparents.

[Miss. Kitty]

Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Jack: Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Jack: That’s true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!
Judy: After all, my parents died very young.
Jack: And my cholesterol’s off the charts!
Judy: Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women too!

:lmao:

i'm prolly gonna keep getting urges to post scene quotes from now on...:P

faq when they're in a rush

[Majachristine]

Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!!

faq where someone is drunk

[Shanerz36]

"That's right Mom and Dad! Your little Harmomnica is Hammered!"

faq when someone is talking about Monica's obsessive claening.

[angel_15]

Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: That's just good sense!

faq about London

[Ray-ray]

Chandler: "Bad London!" :P

faq about any Rachel's boyfriend

[Majachristine]

rachel: well we did other stuff, too... [ tag ]

faq with both monica and rachel mentioned.

[angel_15]

Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?

faq about dinosaurs other than Ross

[Miss. Kitty]

Joey: occupation? dinosaurs.
Ross: Actually, I'm a paleon....Dinosaurs is fine. The drawing is not.

well they both said it, but thats ok :P

faq about Phoebe being vegetarian

[Ray-ray]

Phoebe: "Is there gonna be a vegetarian option? You know, for me?"

faq about shoes

[jenfan629]

Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!

faq about someone commenting on someone else's hair

[suzieb]

phoebe ''if you dont look good....we dont look good''


faq about loving someone

[angel_15]

Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Phoebe: And why not?!
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!!
Phoebe: You're-you're what?!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!

faq about Chandler's dad

[jenfan629]

Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!

faq about playing a game

[Miss. Kitty]

Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.

faq on Mon's balcony

[jenfan629]

Rachel: Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!

faq about food

[suzieb]

monica: ''anything but stew!!''


faq about a colour

[jenfan629]

Phoebe: “...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm.” Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom.

faq where someone is jealous

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Monica: oh, well Richard was a Kennedy on his mother's side
Chandler: why did you ever leave him?! (you know he was jealous;))

faq about water. could be to drink, a pool, anything.

[jenfan629]

RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water? (I couldnt really find anything :P)

faq where someone is talking about Ross and Rachel

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

^haha well I like what you chose! love that partt:D

Phoebe: they're gonna get through this aren't they?
Chandler: yeah, come on. it's ross and rachel. they've got to.
Monica: what if they don't?...

faq where someone is in the bathroom:P (I know it's weird, but there are some good ones!)

[jenfan629]

Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!

faq about Eddie

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Chandler: 'night...you big freak of nature.

faq about a spouse.

[Shanerz36]

Mr. Waltham: You spend half of your life in the bathroom. Why can't you ever go out the bloody window?

(he said it to his spouse, does that count?)


faq that made you laugh when you first heard it.

[jenfan629]

Rachel: Ahhhh, salmon skin roll
I still burst out into laughter when she says this

faq where Mrs. Geller criticizes Monica

[nincy]

Mrs. Geller: Oh Spaghetti, that´s .... easy.

faq about a pet.

[cass]

Chandler: Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.


Faq they mention the chick and the duck

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Rachel: chick and the duck? didn't they di-
Phoebe: dive! into fun on the farm!

faq about a real life celebrity that the mention

[nincy]

Rachel "I belive in soulemates, and you know how to finda soulmate? Stop searching for it, that´s why i don´t search for Russel Crow, he will find me!"

faq about something that one of the friends is wearing.

[suzieb]

chandler ''theyre santa pants.....santa pants!!.... santa clauses pants''



faq about being a vegetarian

[jenfan629]

Phoebe: Y’know it doesn’t matter how much I’m craving it. Y’know why I’m never gonna eat meat? Because it’s murder, cold blooded murder.

faq about cooking

[Miss. Kitty]

Monica: It is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightbulb to cook brownies!

faq where someone changes the subject...

[jenfan629]

Jill: I don’t understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Rachel: No
Jill: You don’t want him, but you don’t want me to have him?
Rachel: Y’know Bob in Human Resources…

faq where someone gets injured

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Ross: Ow, my ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I—oo, a quarter!

faq about doing something illegal

[Shanerz36]

Chandler: FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed.



faq where someone gets angry

[Miss. Kitty]

Ross: Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand!
Rachel: Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm half way there! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don't think I have ever been this angry!
Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?

faq about kissing

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Rachel: I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! see look at us, right now, not kissing!

faq about a song

[jenfan629]

Pheobe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss.
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za.

faq where somone is screaming

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Phoebe: except, again, you're...you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!

faq where someone's depressed.

[Shanerz36]

Ross: Hi...



faq where someone mentions a famous movie

[Miss. Kitty]

Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Chandler: Those are all really old!
Phoebe: Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Phoebe: (glancing at her) What?
Rachel: They're in a car...

faq where someone is proposing

[jenfan629]

Joey: Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so… Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

Monica: Oh my God! Joey!

Phoebe: Hell yeah! I’ll marry you!

faq where someone is talking about divorce

[Shanerz36]

Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men.
Chandler: That's what they have on the napkins at the club.



faq where someone mentions RnR

[jenfan629]

Joey: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel

faq about the fooseball table

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Phoebe: no, this game is grotesque. twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever? ahh, hello! human rights violation!

faq when someone's in a car.

[anistonfan1]

Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!


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faq about the Porsche

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

^haha I loove that part:P

Jack: tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou-
Ross: dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
Jack: what? I'm kidding. you know I'd never let him touch the porsche.;)

faq where someone's broken something

[jenfan629]

Rachel: Well, it’s a long story, but umm I broke Joey’s chair…
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey’s chair?
Rachel: Yeah.
Chandler: I thought I broke Joey’s chair! That’s why I replaced it with mine!

faq where Ross and Rachel are talking about Emma

[Ray-ray]

Ross: Guess what, Emma laught today!
Rachel: what? And i missed it? ....

faq about chick and duck

[suzieb]

chandler '' 'd'you mind if we stick you in another cabinet??' ... they seem ok with it!!''



faq about the fooseball table

[Shanerz36]

Monica: Are you gonna balance your plates on these little guys heads?
Joey: Who cares? We'll eat at the sink!



faq where someone is on the phone

[angel_15]

Monica: Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.
Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?
Monica: Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?
Chandler: I sent them home.
Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?

faq about Hugsy

[Shanerz36]

Rachel: Oh, don't cover it's ears!


faq said by someone besides the 6 Friends

[jenfan629]

Janice: OH….MY….GAWD!!!

faq about Ben

[anistonfan1]

Ross: Phoebe, you thought BEN was gonna be a girl.
Phoebe: Mmhmm, have you seen him throw a ball?

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faq about Ross and Rachel

[Miss. Kitty]

Joey: Hey, how are the Gellars?
Rachel: Don't call us that!

faq when someone's drunk

[Ray-ray]

Monica: "And i want to say... Do you know what i really want to say?? I'm drunk!!!"

Faq about money

[angel_15]

Monica: I can’t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?

Chandler: I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to Dollywood.

faq about Ross's students

[suzieb]

rachel : they probably arent even listening to you!


faq about food (not including pizza)

[anistonfan1]

Joey: I've got a good one! I've been thinking about it since Kansas.

Phoebe: Okay...is it a type of hot sandwich?

Joey:...Yes...

Phoebe: It is a meatball sub?

Joey: YES!



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faq about Emma

[jenfan629]

Ross: A pigeon, a pigeon. No, no wait, no, no, an eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons. Meanwhile the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip, swirling around in the whirl pool that fills the apartment

:lmao:

faq about someone's wedding

[cass]

Chandler: "I'd like to toast Ross and Emily. Of course my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding. So this is kind of my little toast, or Melba toast, if you will."

Faq they mention David, the scientist

[angel_15]

Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
Monica: Really? The scientist guy?
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?


faq about Chandler's commitement issues

[suzieb]

chandler '' i have issues with commitment, and.... mascara..gloop!''



faq about phoebe having the triplets for her brother

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Phoebe: yeah Frank, I counted them when they were coming out of my area.

faq about a lack of fashion sense

[Miss. Kitty]

Rachel: Do you even know what 'off the rack' means?

...or something similar to that :P
faq about someone being sick

[suzieb]

ross 'when you put a 'd' in front of fine....you're not fine....d'



faq about something that scares or scared someone

[9x22x94_5x6x04]

Chandler: his legs flail about as if independent from his body!

faq where someone's nervous

[adiktedfan]

Rachel: we cannot do it!,we cannot do it!, we cannot do it! (am I right, can't find one)

faq, Rachel is saying stuff about Julie

[luvlobsters]

Rachel: What a manipulative b*tch!

FAQ where Chandler is being gay

[adiktedfan]

Chandler: she's right if were a guy...did i just say IF i were a guy?!

FAQ where someone is angry

[GGJavaJunkie]

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK! <hehe.

FAQ where Phoebe says something random.

[adiktedfan]

Phoebe: Because she's your LOBSTER!

FAQ where someone says sorry

[suzieb]

ross: ''im sorry! i was out of my mind! how crazy must i have been to do something like that? i dont cheat! im not joey!'' (might have got a couple of words wrong :P)


faq about hospital

[thatgirlheather]

"When you put your feet up on my bed you pulled on my catheter"

FAQ about love

[adiktedfan]

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like. . .


faq where someone is yelling

[thatgirlheather]

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK

FAQ about an animal

[Joeylover91]

Marcel did you poo in the shoe?

[thatgirlheather]

You didn't say a question so I'll do it

FAQ about sex

[walaakongmasabi]

Monica:All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)

FAQ about evolution

[cass]

Ross: "Too easy? The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?"

FAQ about dinossaurs

[DINOsaw]

".. just like ross feels the need to teach us all about dragons."
"dinosaurs."
"potato, potatto."

FAQ bout monkeys.

[cass]

Monica: "You know, it still smells like monkey in there!"

FAQ when they mention Emma.

[ava_jean]

Rachel: *after rapping Baby Got Back* Oh Emma you're laughing.

FAQ about hockey

[Sunshine]

Ross: I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend.
Joey: To hell with hockey, lets all do that!

faq when they mention ben.

[cass]

Monica: "I know what you need. You need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what's Ben doing after preschool?"


FAQ when they talk about dogs.

[Sunshine]

"so? bring the dog back, you're a hero."

faq about birthdays.

[suzieb]

chandler ''dear janice, have a hubba bubba birthday!''


faq about a job joey has done apart from acting.

[Sunshine]

Joey: As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.

faq about gunther.

[Emmaaah--x]

JudyGellar: the hott blonde behind the counter
Ross: what? guntherrr?


faq about rachel and her money

[Sunshine]

"well, maybe i don't need your money. wait, wait, i said maybe!"

faq about jack geller.

[cass]

Phoebe: "He used to be just Jack Geller: Monica and Ross's Dad, and now he's Jack Gellar: Dream hunk."

FAQ about Janice.

[Christi_R]

CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.

FAQ about Heckles

[Sunshine]

Phoebe: GO INTO THE LIGHT, MR HECKLES!

faq about julie.

[thatgirlheather]

Rachel: Welcome to our country (really patronizingly)
Julie: Thank you. I'm from New York

FAQ about fifi (Ross and Monica's dead dog)

[Sunshine]

you meant chi-chi, right? :)

Ross: Y'know, Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Monica: What?!
Ross: You were the 200 pound eleven year old who rode her!


faq about paolo.

[thatgirlheather]

^^ Yeah, I meant chi chi :P

Ross: Paulo, I think I can speak for all of us when I say... (slams door)

FAQ about Emma

[adiktedfan]

Phoebe: Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there

FAQ about Tag

[Sunshine]

Rachel: I love him. He’s so pretty I wanna cry!


faq where they mention ohio.

[suzieb]

joey 'lets just say there's a smart looking pack of dogs in ohio'' (or something like that:P)

faq about gunther liking rachel

[Sunshine]

Rachel: Shhh, don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.


faq about carol.

[anistonfan1]

Ross: ...My wife's a lesbian...


faq about Ross and Rachel

[suzieb]

pheobe- 'he got over the 'we were on a break' thing REALLY quickly!'


faq about how phoebe met mike

[Sunshine]

Joey: All you gotta do is pretend to be Mike.
Mike: I am Mike.
Joey: Atta boy!


faq about rachel's boss (any of them).

[suzieb]

rachel ''tony's a jerk! thats why we all say that tony's a jerk...thats where that came from!''


faq about a fight between rachel and monica

[FriendsFan2210]

Rachel: Why especially me? Why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
(something like that)

FAQ of Phoebe's said over dinner.

[suzieb]

''judy! pick up the sock!....PICK UP THE SOCK!!!!''

faq about carol and susan

[yellowtime]

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.

faq about Erica and Chandler

[suzieb]

monica ''you'll be fine! well, no you wont, but i'll be back in a minute'' (or something like that :P)


faq about vegetables :P

[ross'n'rachel]

"HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!"

FAQ about money

[suzieb]

ross ''i dont know, i just dont THINK about money''


faq about joey and rachel

[yellowtime]

I don't get it. Chandler liked it.

faq about Ross and Janice

[suzieb]

''oh trust me, no one's judging you!''


faq about chandlers fear of commitment

[HugsyThePenguinPal]

CHANDLER: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be
afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the
tunnel, to the other side!

FAQ where Ross corrects someone's grammar.

[FriendsFan2210]

Cant remember it exactly but it is the in the 18 page letter that Rachel writes him, something like:
Ross: Y-O-U (apostrophe) R-E means you are. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!!!!

FAQ one of the Six said whilst drunk.

[anistonfan1]

Rachel: Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you ... and that, my friend, is what they call closure.



FAQ about Hugsy

[suzieb]

joey: ''how do you think i got him in the first place??''


faq about cleaning

[HugsyThePenguinPal]

I doubt this is exact but,

Monica: Rachel's up there not doing the dishes, and I'm not going to do them this time.. I uhh. I'm not. I'm not. I'll do them when I get home!

FAQ about one of Joey's girlfriends

[yellowtime]

Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?

Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.

Chandler: For three years?

faq about Jack Geller

[suzieb]

ross: well you could sit on the porch and make sure no one steals the garbage cans. he does that every week too... (might not be exact ;))


faq about an animal

[FriendsFan2210]

Mr Heckles: Okay, he isnt my monkey. Just the dress is mine. You can send it back whenever you want.

FAQ between an argument between Rachel + Monica

[suzieb]

rachel: hi im monica. i dont have a boyfriend, so i guess i'll go across the hall and sleep with the first person i see! (might not have it word for word :P)


faq about phoebe's ex, david.

[~*~Sianii~*~]

charlie: there's a third guy?!

faq chandlers work

[yellowtime]

chandler: I quit and you learn what I do?

faq about thanksgiving flashbacks

[friendsAddiictedxx]

"It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!"

faq about a song.

[suzieb]

rachel ''thats great pheebs, but rachel doesnt really rhyme with dradle!''


faq about chandlers parents

[cass]

Chandler: "If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or I'll end up like my mother."

FAQ about Emily

[thatgirlheather]

Ross: "So, uh, Emily called last night"
Chandler: "And you're giving me the messege now?"

FAQ about Marcel

[yellowtime]

CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, until he realizes he's a monkey and you know isn't capable of that emotion.

faq about Jill and Ross

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: Oh yeah sure come on in, what's up?
Jill: I don't want to talk about it.

faq about Monica and Rachel

[suzieb]

monica: she made fun of my phone pen!


faq about chandler smoking

[thatsthewayitisx]

Chandler: Think of it as the thing missing from your hand!

faq about Ross' inability to not flirt..

[lilmsthing]

Ross: Y’know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. Before that, sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what he’s talking about.)

Chandler: Smooth.

LOL


faq about Rachel gossips

[thatsthewayitisx]

Monica: If I'd say that someone was talking about their co-workers botched boob job than yeah I would call it gossiping.

Rachel: I was not gossiping they were like this!

faq about Estelle dying

[ross'n'rachel]

Phoebe "She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic"

FAQ about shoes

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: And you can have a closet just dedicated to shoes.
Rachel: Ahh you do know your audience.

faq about joey and rachel

[lilmsthing]

Rachel: Don't you think that maybe on some level, you didn't wanna take my bra?
Joey: no...I don't have another level!


faq about Ross and dinosaurs

[PhoebeBuffay]

Ross: "I was just sitting in my room, playing with my dinosaurs!"

Faq about Phoebe and Mike.

[ross'n'rachel]

Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.

FAQ about a couch

[PhoebeBuffay]

Joey: "Dude! He's right there!"
Ross: "I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch"

FAQ about lesbian

[ross'n'rachel]

Jack: A woman in my office is a lesbian

FAQ about hair

[PhoebeBuffay]

Monica: "Mom already called me this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?"

FAQ about Ben

[ross'n'rachel]

Phoebe: Oh look isn't this so cute, Ross let Ben address mine

FAQ about smoking

[thatsthewayitisx]

Rachel: Oh no i don't smoke, my dad would just tell horror stories---

faq about animal sex

[suzieb]

ross: ''isnt there anything animal about us? not even ...chipmunk sex??''


faq about a big misunderstanding

[Sunshine]

Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
Monica: No I don't.
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Chandler: Do either of you have the ke-eys?


faq about marcel.

[suzieb]

^lots of quotes for the price of one!! :D


joey: ''how do you get a monkey into the zoo??''
chandler: ''i know this one!! no no, thats popes into a voltzswagen..''


faq about rachels sisters

[Sunshine]

haha i know, but twas just funnier that way :P


Phoebe: Which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or that’s bitter?

faq about cars.

[suzieb]

ross: ''do you wanna buy a car??''


faq about young ethan

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: hey next time you see him can you ask him what his favorite power ranger is?

faq about babies

[PhoebeBuffay]

Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

FAQ about Monica's fake boob :P.

[suzieb]

monica ''joey, theyre not real! i start way beneath the surface of these!!''

faq about carol and susan

[thatsthewayitisx]

Susan: No shouting but we need a name for thie little guy..Hey what about Ben?
Carol: Ben.. why didn't we think of that before?
Susan: That's what we were doing.

faq about lasanga

[PhoebeBuffay]

Monica: "It's not a date, okay? I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some pot luck dinner he has!"

FAQ about Emma :)

[cass]

Rachel: "We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma, and we'll give it to her when she's 18."

FAQ about sports

[MonicaBang]

Rachel to Chandler: "Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background!"

FAQ about the holidays

[suzieb]

rachel: ''dear losers, did you really think i would hide the presents under the couch? p.s. chandler, i knew they'd break you''


faq about a kitchen

[ross'n'rachel]

"You complete me kitchen matey"

FAQ about computers

[thatsthewayitisx]

Chandler: Games... and stuff.

FAQ about lust

[suzieb]

rachel:''ok, even this is turning me on!!''


faq about charles and nora

[thatsthewayitisx]

Charles: Aren't you a little old to be wearing that dress?
Nora: Don't you have a little to much penis to be wearing that dress.

faq about monica's wedding

[suzieb]

rachel: ''do you even know what 'off the rack' means??''


faq about vegetables

[PhoebeBuffay]

Chandler: "Well how do you tell when vegetables are done?"

FAQ about Barbados.

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: Why aren't you guys going out on the beach?
Monica: It's raining again.
Ross: oh that's kind of ironic that it stopped raining all during my speech, someone really has it in for me up there... but people down here are pissed!
:lmao:

faq about rachel working at bloomingdales

[ross'n'rachel]

RACHEL: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdales?

FAQ about cell phones

[suzieb]

monica: ''thats you CURRENT cell phone?''

faq about frank jr

[PhoebeBuffay]

Phoebe: "Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me..."

FAQ about money!

[anistonfan1]

Rachel: I got your money, you'll never see it, your fly's still open... I made you loooook!


FAQ about babies

[PhoebeBuffay]

Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

FAQ about kisses!

[anistonfan1]

Rachel to Mona: He's a good kisser, isn't he?

FAQ about Sharks

[PhoebeBuffay]

Monica: "Joey, you don't think sharks are sexy do you?"
Joey: "No. Wait a minute, wait. What was the little mermaid?" :D

FAQ about divorced..

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: I have a son..
Sandra: Yeah that's right you do, with another woman... have you no control Ross?
Ross: That's a different issue

faq about fruit

[PhoebeBuffay]

Chandler: "Out, out, out! Get out! Take your stupid small fruit and get out!"

FAQ about toilet!

[thatsthewayitisx]

Ross: Wait... are there any of Joey's special magazines behind the tiolet?

faq about trying to make a baby

[ross'n'rachel]

Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin’ babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!

FAQ about stamps

[thatsthewayitisx]

Phoebe: Eh and I can save money on stamps.
Monica: Why cause you guys send each other mail a lot?
Phoebe: No, I just thought you shared the cost of stamps when you lived with someone.

faq about dancing

[PhoebeBuffay]

Chandler: "So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?"

FAQ about wedding

[cass]

Ross: "I can't believe we're going to be the only people who aren't in this wedding!"
Chandler: "I know. I hate being left out of things!"
Ross: "And it's a wedding! It'll be weird if I'm not in it!"


FAQ about Chandler's mother

[suzieb]

joey: ''but not a mom, NEVER a mom!''

faq about richard and monica

[PhoebeBuffay]

Richard: "So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?"
Monica: "Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea."
Richard: "Oh. Look, just friends? I won't grope you. I promise."
Monica: "No, I just I think that it's too soon."
Richard: "No, it's not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven."

FAQ about Ross and Monica!

[suzieb]

chandler: ''what did i marry into??''

faq about joey and janice